In the dead of night, which is like 8:00am for the crew. Kaname finally came out to the home boys like, this is how it went down.
"guys, hey man, and single female in the room. I am actually not a vampire"
gasps everywhere oh shit
its going down
how can this be
is he just fetish boy for blood and penis
yes
"i am part sperm whale, fuck, I always mess this up (insert kaname laughing with a laugh track for ten minutes) oh gosh how embarrising, what I ment to say was youre all adopted I am not your real father."
"wow that means it isn't incest anymore when you put your penis inside of my butthole wow"
"wow"
"...wow"
"wow"
"yes, now come all, let us howl sexually into the night"
but it was all a drem. anime isn't real. vamires aren't real
it was all your dream. the readers dream
shit.