APOV

Jasper and I were arguing…again. He accused me of looking at a guy's butt when we were at Wally World. As if I would ever have to do that when I had his to look at...

"Alice! You were! Don't lie to me!" he was screaming in his perfect voice. He really was not as pretty when he was mad.

"I wasn't." I practically sobbed.

"Yeah. Sure. Why haven't you been putting out as much here lately?" he asked, as if he had a right to ask.

"I have been tired. You have been a total jerk. Esme and Carlisle have been staying the night with us. Im sure they don't want to hear us. Because as we both know, the two of us are very loud." I said in a confident voice.

"I'm so disappointed in you, Alice." He scowled.

"Yeah. If I could cry, I would. Chill. You know I wouldn't disrespect you like that."

"Ok, Alice. I believe you. Only because Edward hooked up an earpiece for me and is telling me all of your thoughts. And thank you. I do have a nice butt, don't Ii?" he smirked.

Jasper's POV

She really thought I was mad. I thought it was quite funny, actually. She was so sexy when she was mad. I might have to knock down our house later. She said she was going to take Bella on yet another shopping trip today. That Bella really hates shopping. I know she would rather be at home destroying their cottage. She is so hormone-raged. I should stop thinking about her before Edward ripped me to shreds. Speaking of Eddy, Where were he and his hormone-raged wife?

Bella POV

Edward and I were kissing and wrestling when Nessie walked in. She was almost fully grown at age six and knew what we were up to.

"Daddy? Will you and mom stop 'wrestling' and go find Jacob for me?" she pleaded with her eyes.

"Sure, honey," we both said at the same time.

We jogged to Jacobs house, where he was nowhere to be found. We then ran to the beach to try to find him. He was with Quill and Claire, playing with rocks.

Quill was very odd. He had imprinted on Claire, even though she was still a toddler.

"Qwill!" she shrieked.

"Yes, Claire-Bear?" he inquired thoughtfully, as if he was talking to a grown person/werewolf/vampire, not as if he were speaking with a baby.

"I want a piggy back ride."

"Ok. Bye Jake. Oh! Hi Edward. Bella." He said quickly.

"Bye," we all said at the same time.

"So Jake, What have you been doing? It's funny you ask, we have been listening to your Nessie shriek at us all day because she could not find you. Where have you been?" I implored, almost angry.

"Sorry, Bells, I've just been roaming around."

"Well next time, take Reneseme with you." I demanded, not as if he minded it. He was truly in love with the girl. I was happy for him, too.

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