猫日本 (Kitty Japan)
By: Tomatopiranha
Writers Note:
Sam: Kesesese hiii people! I had this idea at the same time as one of my ameripan fics, and i was like omg i have to write down both or i'll forget! So here I am at an unearthly time at night (in the morning actually) writing this! It was just TO ADORABLE of an idea not to write down though! =^.^= hope u all like Japan w/ cat ears!
Prussia: Hey! Don't go using my awesome laugh without permission!
France: I sure would like to see Japan as a feline hon hon hon!
England: Bloody hell you wanker, do you go for just anybody?
France: Ohh, are you jealous? ^.^
England: W-what! *blush* of course not you bastard!
Greece: I love cats.
England: ...
Sam: Of course you do Greece! ;D now, onto the story!
It was an animecon in Japan. Of course, Japan had to come. He was Japan after all. He had to come just to see how his people were doing. Yeah, just that. What other things would he possibly want to do at a huge animecon containing thousands of adorable moe things and manga.
Walking through the large group of people, Japan was able to squeeze his way past to a free seat at a bench. He hadn't been out in a while, so he had begun to forget how packed these things could get. Looking at his phone, he saw he had a text from America.
[yo japan! once ur dn w/ ur animecon thing thn cn u like cum ovr 2 the meetin pl. cuz me nd a buncha othr countriez r goin ovr som important stuff like hw im totally guna be the HERO! ]
[Sorry Japan, I told America to send you a message but who knew he could be such a wanker at sending bloody messages, so I took his phone from him. Anyways, if it's not to much ask could you come to the conference room so that we can discuss something. It's not too urgent though so take your time. Thank you ~England]
Japan chuckled at the message, it sounded just like them.
[Yes, I can be there in just a bit. Thank you for waiting. ~日本]
Japan then clicked off his phone and put it in his pocket. He looked around and saw a stand just across the sea of people. Standing up and preparing himself, he squeezed through the crowd and made his way to the stand. Everything in it was meant to be moe. From the cute maid figure to the bunny girl singer poster. Looking around, Japan saw something that piqued his interest. He walked over and picked up a pair of cute black cat ears. They were the same exact color as his silky black hair. Not being able to resist, Japan slipped on the pair of cat ears. Looking in the small mirror, they looked almost natural against his jet black hair. Like they were real. Keeping them on, he went over and paid for the cute pair of ears. After paying, he decided to keep them on while shopping for some manga and maybe a dvd or two. Just as he was about to leave, he got another text from America's phone.
[Oh I forgot to mention, please don't put anything on your head! I don't know who the spell has affected yet, so it's best not to take a chance. I'll explain what I mean later when you get here. Until then. ~England]
Japan looked at the phone for a minute.
"Wait, don't put anything on my head? That makes no sense" he said to himself as he remembered the cat ears that he had on. Not wanting to take any chances for whatever could have happened, he reached up to pull of his cat ears while holding onto the rest of his stuff with his other arm. Grabbing one of the ears, he pulled to try and take them off. For some reason, they wouldn't come off.
"おれ,何これ?" Japan said as he couldn't get them off. Maybe he just needed a better grip. Walking over to a bench, he set down his stuff and with both hands pulled the ears. "Ouch!" he said pulling his hands away. He wondered why when he pulled on the ears it actually hurt.
"Wait, it couldn't be that this is why England told me not to put anything on my head?" Japan wondered as he gasped. "I-I wonder, if I c-can, move them" he said pulling his arms up to his chest.
Somewhat a little scared to try, Japan hesitated for a moment. No, he had to make sure. Closing his eyes, he clenched his teeth and moved his cat ears. "EEP!" he squeaked at the weird feeling of being able to do such an unrealistic thing. Feeling a little odd, Japan quickly picked up his things and rushed into the bathroom. Rushing into one of the stalls, he set down his things and put his hand to his head. How could this be real. Humans couldn't have feline ears. Of course he wasn't a human, he was a country, but they couldn't have cat ears either. Suddenly feeling something ticklish against his neck, he turned to see what it was. Was, was that... a tail?
Japan covered his mouth as he almost gasped out loud.
"W-Why d-do i have a tail? Why do I have real cat ears? What's happening?" he thought to himself. Before he started to panic, he decided to go to the conference as quickly as possible and ask England what was going on. Making up his mind, he quickly left the bathroom and rushed out to try and catch a taxi. Of course nobody thought him having ears and a tail was weird at the time because there were cosplayers everywhere. They just thought that he was another one.
Quickly catching a taxi, he made his way to the airport where he boarded his private jet (every country had their own jet for traveling) and flew to the conference which was in America.
"We have now landed in Washington state, thank you for traveling with us. Have a nice day" Japan heard the flight attendant say. Quickly grabbing his things he ran outside as soon as the plane came to a complete
stop. As he exited the plane, it was raining. Of course it wasn't unusual for it to happen to rain on that day, in Washington it rained all the time. Japan quickly ran inside not bothering to get an umbrella so that he could see England as quickly as possible.
"Uncle Japan! I'm so glad to see you!" a young teenage girl said running up to Japan. She was wearing green rainboots and a longsleeved blue shirt with jeans even though it was summer.
"Konnichiwa Washington-san, I'm sorry I don't have much time to talk, I have to get to the conference" he said gripping his bag to his chest.
"Oh, if you want I can have someone drive you to Seattle, thats where it's being held" she said with her usual cute smile on her face.
"Ah, arigato Washington-san!" Japan said as he gave Washington a very adorable cat smile =^.^=
Washington stared for a second. He looked like he could be a cat. How moe. She flipped open her cellphone and called up a car to drive Japan to Seattle.
"Thank you Washington-san" Japan said running off to the car parked out front.
"No prob dude! I love your costume!" she yelled waving.
Japan quickly got into the car and was driven to Seattle. One of the roads were closed though. So Japan had to get out and walk some of the way in the rain.
He finally got to the building that the conference was being held in. Running in, he didn't feel like waiting for the elevator so he ran up the stairs, he was actually quite athletic despite his appearance. Finally making it to the door, he leaned against the wall and took a breath still gripping his bag to his chest. He listened in to the conversation that the other nations were having at the moment. They were just babbling as normal.
"Wait, what am I going to say when I get in there?" Japan thought. "Hello everybody, I need to talk to England because I think I've turned half cat? No, I can't say that."
Japan opened the door just a crack to see what the other countries were doing. As France and England were fighting, America noticed the door was open a little.
"Yo, dude Japan is that you? Glad to see you made it!" he said walking up to the door.
"U-Uh w-w-wait A-America!" Japan said panicking as he didn't know what to do.
America opened both the large wooden doors to let Japan in. As he did this all the other countries looked over. There was Japan, with cat ears and a tail, soaking wet with a confused embarresed look on his face still tighyly gripping his bag and blushing. Everybody grew quiet. ~~~silence~~~ Suddenly a loud squeal was heard from the back of the room as Hungary rushed up to Japan with a camera.
"OMG JAPAN IS THAT YOU YOUR SO CUTE OMG YOU..." Hungary yelled as she kept babbling on about how cute he would look in a dress while taking pictures.
Suddenly all the countries started speaking even louder than before. Everybody started gathering around Japan all asking things that he couldn't even make out because there were so many people talking at once. Greece was dead quiet, but his eyes were humongous as he stared at Japan.
"OK, OK EVERYONE! Please back away from Japan!" Germany said pushing back the lots of countries crowding around Japan. Once there was a good perimiter around Japan, Germany was able to get the countries to calm down some. Greece was still sitting next to Japan but Germany let him be because he was being quiet.
"Okay everybody, lets just keep quiet, unfortunatly the spell landed on Japan, but we try and figure this out if we all calm down" Germany said.
Suddenly all of the countries heard Japan gasp.
"G-Greece! What the hell are you doing!" Germany yelled.
Greece was rubbing Japan's cat ears while playing with his tail because of course for him seeing his best friend as a cat was just to unresistable.
"G-Greece, w-w-what are y-you doing?" Japan sputtered while madly blushing.
Greece kept on petting Japan as he started purring like a cat.
"GREECE!" Germany yelled as all the countries got loud again. Hungary started screaming and Germany had to hold her back so that she couldn't get it on video.
"It's love!" Frace yelled.
"Yay love!" Italy yelled.
"It is most definetly NOT love!" Germany said still trying to get everyone to get to settle down.
"But Germany I love you so isn't that love?" Italy asked.
"Now is NOT the time Italy!" Germany said as hungary was now trying to claw her way past Germany leaving marks on his face.
"Germany you potato bastard this is all YOUR fault!" Romano yelled.
"MY fault? It was ENGLAND who accidently cast the spell in the first place!" Germany yelled still holding back a flailing Hungary.
"OH! So everything is MY fault now is it! It's not my fault something went wrong with the spell when America bursted in the bloody freakin door when he wasn't supposed to!" England yelled back.
"You shouldn't even do things like that in the first place then dude!" America said slurping a milkshake and eating french fries.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? WHAT IS THE SPELL THAT ACCIDENTLY GOT CAST ON JAPAN? WHY WAS ENGLAND CASTING IT? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO GREECE AND JAPAN? WHY AM I TEXTING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!
Writers Note:
France: Hon hon hon, what a predicament we have here! It is most definetly love!
England: You think everything is love you bloody bastard! It could just be a normal story you know!
Sam: Oh, but its up to the readers what happens between Japan and Greece now England ;) -sigh- When will you learn?
England: What? That makes no sense at all!
America: Haha like how you talk makes no sense!
England: Excuse me! I say things the right way, and its "like how you speak" you git!
China: Why didn't I have any diolouge in this chapter? I like cats too aru!
Sam: Don't worry China, you'll get your turn ;) Well, tell me how you all like this so far and if you have any requests for this! Thanks for reading! I love you all! ;D
France: Oh you love them now do you? How naughty hon hon hon!
England: Oh shut up frog!