Massachusetts stole my coffee milk and she won't give it back until I do these letters. I can't live without my coffee milk.
So send me letters so I can get my damn coffee milk back. Except for England, you can forget about it.
I'll try to reply to them regularly but I may get too busy to do it. But having around 50 siblings in the same house can get crazy. So…Yeah… Send me letters, idiots.
