Alright!This is just about the only KYS I haven't seen yet!So I have decided to do my own!Okay so now one with the fic!
Victim number one.
Christine walked into the dark room."Hello?" she asked."I have your note about the shoe sale."
Yeah.Just sit in the chair so we can get your size. Christine shrugged and sat down in the chair.
Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...Christine Daae...she had lip synced every song she ever sang...or in this case lip synced...
"What!" Christine yelled."That's not true! I can sing!"
Sure you can...Christine Daae...still wears a diaper...
"That's not true!" Christine exclaimed."I've been potty trained since I was three!"
Of course you have...Christine Daae...sleeps with Baby Love Button...
"Don't bring her into into this!"
Moving on...Christine Daae...she slept with the phantom...
"How-I mean where did you hear that!"
Christine Daae...she sucks her thumb...
"Do not!"
Riiiight...Christine Daae...she's made of cheese...
"Where are you coming up with these things!"
Christine Daae...she's queen of Cheeseland...
"There isn't even such a thing as cheeseland!And if there was I wouldn't be queen of it!"
Christine Daae...has a cheese palace...
"I live in the Opera Populaire!Not some palace made of cheese!"
Christine Daae...denies that she is made of cheesy goodness...
"I do not!-Wait! I mean yes I do!"
Too late...Christine Daae..admits she's made of cheese...
"I'm not made of cheese!"
And now you know Christine Daae.The lip synching,diaper wearing,thumb sucking love button lover,who sleeps with phantom's.and is the queen of Cheeseland...
"No they don't!" Christine yelled walking off the stage.
Join me next time while I torture my next victim.In the meantime R&R the torture.