Title: 597
Author: perfectioninmypride
Summary: What could have happened (and may still happen). Crack Oneshot.

AN: I know I'm meant to be studying for exams, but after chapter 597 I was texting a friend and... well this happened. Enjoy my tiny venture back into the Naruto fandom. Honestly, I have no idea what this even is.
/hits self

DISCLAIMER: Naruto is the property of Masashi Kishimoto

597

"No! You can't possibly being implying that your eye is connected to Tobi's jutsu!"

"Of course I am Gai. I am Kakashi. I'm good at figuring stuff out like that logically."

"Gasp! Of course my eternal rival!"

"Shut up! I am subtly - "

"Subtle? About as subtle as Naruto's jumpsuit!"

"Hey!"

"Not now Naruto. Grownups talking."

" - SUBTLY implying that I am in fact, your long dead team mate!"

"Dude no way."

"Ermahgawd, yes way. See this eye?"

"GASP. OF COURSE."

"Yes, I am Obito!"

"Kakashi!"

"Obito!"

"Kakashi!"

"Obito!"

"You must hug! Youthfully!"

"LOL JK I might just be trolling."

"Bitch."

I'm probably going to get flamed for this horrible excuse for a piece of writing. Blame my brain, as it is currently dead from processing ionic equations and other chemistry related things