This is dedicated to my bestest friend, whose birthday is today.
"RAWR! RAWR!"
"Oh my god! run away! RunAWAY!" All the ponies of Ponyville were running for their lives from the Deathclaws that had suddenly spawned in their little city. Rainbow Dash and the other Pegasus Ponies tried to fly away, but several Deathclaws had climbed onto buildings, and brought them down. Rainbow Dash's head was eaten, just to let you know. After around... 30 ponies had been brutally slaughtered, another portal opened up, and a platoon of 40 US Marines poured out. The unleashed on the Deathclaws with their M16s and M249s. A good two minutes later, every single Deathclaw was dead. Suddenly, one pony came into view of the Marines, and he put a burst of fire into it. Then, all hell broke loose. The Marines swept and cleared the village of all remaining ponies, and after an hour, had killed the remaining 50 ponies.
THE END