Hello everyone! ^_^ This is my first fanfiction so please be gentle on me. No, Lord of the Ring does not belong to me, nor does its characters. All characters and places used in this fic belong to JRR Tolkien. I'm only an innocent little girl who has a big mind full with imaginative thought. So if you sue me, all you'll get is a 50c and a packet of gums, plus the dust and spider web in my bank account.


~~ Middle Earth Tourists Guide ~~

Can't find a good location for your holiday? Don't worry, the Middle Earth Tourists Guide is here! Imagine. Spending your summer vacation under the shade of the mallorn trees, sipping a glass of fresh water that is taken straight from the magnificent river of Nimrodel. Or spend a week in the Shire, partying day and night with the cute and friendly hobbits.
Sounds good isn't it? Well, don't just stand there! Read the following contents for information on various places in Middle Earth.

Locations
- The Shire: Home of the hungry hobbits
- Bree: Strider's social gathering spot
- Rivendell: Refuge for the mentally unstable and problem people
- Moria: Balrog's favourite hangs out
- Lothlorien: Magic Mirror
- Rohan: Hot spot for horse riding
- Isengard: hair salon and beauty parlor
- Gondor: The public library
- Mordorrr... (Mordor): Mud bath and hot spring
- Mirkwood: Home of many furry animals
- Others

For more details or to arrange bookings, phone 7238 - 4563 to enjoy the excitement of your life. Also, we are currently giving out free 'Middle Earth sucks and this is the only souvenir I got' badge, to all our customers. Only available for a period of time from Middle Earth Tourists Guide.







You see the nice pretty button at the bottom of the page. Yes. Pretty isn't it? Now, why don't you just lift up your pretty little finger and move your mouse to press that nice button. Yes, go on. Don't be shy. Just press it and I'll be very very very very... happy. ^_^