Badger Badger - Sake Style
"Nova Nova Nova Nova Nova Nova Nova Nova Nova Nova Nova... NINJA, NINJA!" you sang loudly, prancing around the Urahara Shop. You'd been locked up in here for a while after running amock the town, screaming about Shinigami and Hollows after getting totally shit-faced with Rangiku, whom had been banned from seeing you until you were released from your 'sentence'. But, alas, Rangiku had managed to sneak in while Urahara had been out, bringing sake along with her. And now, you were singing along to 'Badger Badger', using your friends' names. You thought for a while before another one belted out,
"Renji Renji Renji Renji Renji Renji Renji Renji Renji Renji Renji Renji... CRAZY. EYEBROWS!" at that point, Renji, who had been freeloading off Urahara, and therefore was in the house (he couldn't manage to stop Rangiku after she'd shoved her bosoms in his face), spun round to glare at you,
"What the fuck, [y/n]? Besides, didn't Urahara ban you from sake, Rangiku, drinking sake with Rangiku, and anything else that involed Rangiku, you getting totally smashed, and oh, did I mention Rangiku, who shouldn't be here?" You tugged his pony tail and stuck your tongue out,
"Wattchaaa gunna doo aboooot et, Cleeforrrrddd~?" you slurred, holding on to Renji's shoulder for support. He shrugged your clinging hand off his shoulder, his glare turning more deadly,
"Tell Urahara, and stop calling me Clifford, dammit!!" he sighed heavily and stood up, going into the next room to try and avoid you. You and Rangiku cackled with laughter and began to sway together.
"Ichi Ichi Ichi Ichi Ichi Ichi Ichi Ichi Ichi Ichi Ichi Ichi... BERRY! BERRY!" Rangiku screamed 'Yay!' and high-fived you. Rangiku suddenly lit up,
"Ooh, [y/n]-chan, [y/n]-chan! I have oneeeee!!" she yelled. You grinned,
"Bee-eelltt et oot, 'den!" you yelled in return. Rangiku clapped, and sucked in her breath,
"TAICHOU TAICHOU TAICHOU TAICHOU TAICHOU TAICHOU TAICHOU TAICHOU TAICHOU TAICHOU TAICHOU TAICHOU... UP TIGHT! UP TIGHT!" you screamed in laughter and slapped her back,
"O..Ow Ma Gawwd! Good one Rangeekoo-chaaaarrrn!!" the laughter wouldn't stop as you two collapsed on the carpet.
"What was that about me being uptight?" Your laughter stopped at a halt as you both turned to the door to see the Squad 10 Taichou, Toshiro Histugaya, standing in the doorway. You laughed nervously,
"Oh c'mon, Toshi-chaaaan, you know we'd never mean datt~" You pouted and gave him your Soul Society-famous "puppy dog" look. He folded his arms and glared at you,
"That's Histugaya-Taichou to you, and you know for a fact that the puppy dog look doesn't work on me. Now, I had a feeling that Rangiku would be hear getting drunk with you." He walked over to Rangiku and picked her up easily, walking away with Rangiku heavily swinging on his shoulder. He stopped just before the doorway and turned his head,
"You better be on time for your duties tomorrow, [y/n], and this ordeal has lengthened your sentence. No Rangiku for one month unless it's Squad business," and with that, he shunpo-d out. You turned to face Renji, a big smirk plastered on your face. Renji sighed,
"Rangiku's coming back tomorrow, huh?" You gave a drunken giggle,
"Tee-hee, of couuurssee. We even has hideerrn sakkeee!"