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Note: There will be six chapters; in each, there will be four to six tips. After, (the scene is after they're making the list up to that point) there will be a short story with some responses from the boys. It will say "Out of List".

Girl Tips

By: Travis Stoll, Connor Stoll, Percy Jackson, Nico di Angelo, and others.

Tip #1 (by Travis Stoll): Girls like flowers. Get them flowers.

-Ex: Travis walks to Katie. "Katie, I got you flowers." Travis pulls out a dozen roses.

Katie says, "Travis, they're beautiful! I love them! Thank you." She hugs Travis; he gets to touch her butt.

Tip #2 (by Nico di Angelo): Girls love it when you call them beautiful randomly, but sometimes they get embarrassed.

-Ex:Thalia is stretched out on her bed, screaming the lyrics to a song at the top of her lungs. "Thals, you're beautiful. Did you know that?"

Thalia blushes a tomato red. "Thanks Nico."

Tip #3 (by Travis Stoll): If you're going to text a girl, use smiley faces and hearts; she wants to know that you're glad she's texting you instead of an annoyance.

-Ex:Travis never receives a text from Katie first. He sends her a simple, "Hey :) I've been thinking about you all day 3" She replies back with, "Really? ;)"

Tip #4 (by Percy Jackson): Girls hate when you don't call them back within an hour.

-Ex: Percy's on Facebook because he just got off work. Annabeth messages him.

Annabeth: Percy Jackson, why haven't you called me back? You're on Facebook for gods' sake!

Percy: *sigh* I just got off work five minutes ago. I'll call you now…

Out of list

Travis peered over Percy's shoulder when he finished writing his tip. "Guys, Percy's whipped! Annabeth gets pissed when he doesn't call her back within an hour. She's like a fucking Nazi."

Percy turned around. "Travis, you didn't need to share that."

Connor shrugged. "So? We were going to find out anyways. Besides, Travis uses hearts in nearly text message to Katie," Connor replied.

They all laughed at him. "Dude, she's got you whipped," Percy shouted.

Travis growled, "Shut your fucking mouth before I shut it for you."

Nico laughed. "Oh, is Katie-Waty's Travie-Wavie upset?" He asked in a baby voice.

Travis's face had turned the color of his red Converse. "Nico, you're daring me."

Nico held out his hand. "Okay, I'm done. Sorry man."

Travis shook Nico's hand, but he did try to suffocate it.

"Same time next week for writing down more?" Jason asked.

"Yeah. I got a date with Annabeth," said Percy.