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I hate Justice League and I want them all to die.
This is a spur of the moment thing that I have been planning out for the longest time. It was written not because I "admire the show" but for one reason which describes my main goal in life: To piss as many people off as possible with my literature. Oh, one more thing, this is everyone bashing, just like my YuGiOh! Fanfic that no one reads. Well, let's go.
Batman ascended the steps of the justice league satellite to reach the meeting room. J'ohn had called for a meeting at 8:00 am, and it was almost 10:00. But it wasn't his fault entirely. After all, Bruce Wayne had an appointment he couldn't get out of, and Batman was still needed in Gotham City. He would have called ahead to have the meeting postponed but what did he care? It wasn't like he was a member of the Justice League anyway. As a matter of fact, if J'ohn hadn't telepathically reminded him of his lateness ten minutes ago, Batman wouldn't even have shown his face. The door of the meeting room opened.
"You decided to join us?" said Green Lantern sarcastically, glaring at him over the conference table.
Batman looked around the room. The only members present were J'ohn of course, GL, Hawkgirl, and Wonder woman. He stood up against the wall, declining a seat offer from Wonder Woman.
"It's a long drive from Earth," he said cooly. "Besides, not all your members are assembled. Where are Superman and Flash?"
"They're out stopping a tornado," said Hawkgirl, annoyed at him. "What's your excuse?"
"None of your Goddamned business," he said sneering. Normally, Batman was a tolerable person; cross a line and he becomes borderline anti social.
Hawkgirl was the same way; now she was trying to restrain herself from taking her mace and ripping that snot nosed rat with wings a new one.
Thankfully, Wonder Woman stepped in as mediator. "Watch your mouth!" she said to him. "We're trying to promote and protect the right of world peace here, not start arguments. Besides, no one needs to get hurt today," she added winking at Batman, "there are enough problems in the world."
Batman held his peace. The room remained silent.
Finally, Superman and Flash returned from their mission.
"Yeah! We're back!" exclaimed Flash. "What's the matter? No cheering crowds. Come on, Bats!" he said jokingly. "Where's that smiling face?"
"Up yours."
"Now, now" said Superman. "Ah, Batman! Fashionably late as always," he said, eyeing the caped crusader.
"You don't want to piss me off, Clark. Now tell me why I'm here. You've taken up enough of my time."
"What the hell do you mean!" said GL, rising to his feet. "I've been here since 7:30!"
"Good for you."
"Right," said Superman, stepping in. "I've called you all here to ask your opinion. I was wondering if you would consider letting Batman become a full fledged member of the justice league. He is an accomplished crime fighter who has used his skill and expertise in the past to aid us many times and I believe that he is Justice League material."
"I agree," added Wonder Woman. "He helps us whenever we need him, he's loyal to our cause and...."
"And he's a complete asshole," added GL. "He had the nerve to show up to our meeting two hours late, why should he join?"
How about I bought the fucking satellite that your sorry ass is sitting in, thought Batman in his head. Of course he would never say that aloud: he was professional. Truthfully, he never wanted to join the Justice League: too much responsibility. Bruce Wayne was a multimillionaire business executive, and Batman had his hands full with the crime in Gotham. But if they did extend the olive branch, he wouldn't exactly mind taking it. Blocking out the argument that was erupting in the meeting room, he called Alfred back in Gotham to tell Wayne Enterprises that because of unexplainable circumstances, Bruce Wayne would be late for his press conference. Thankfully, no one noticed. Not even the Justice League knew about his double life.
"Well, Batman?" asked J'ohn impatiently. "Do you accept our offer of membership to the Justice League?"
Batman was thankful that the Martian always spoke in complete sentences- otherwise, he wouldn't have know what they were talking about.
"Yes," he replied. "I will be happy to work with all of you."
Flash grinned.
"Except you," added Batman. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have business to attend to. I'll be back around 6:00pm, eastern time. Is that fine with you?" he added, smirking at GL.
Before GL could say anything, Superman walked over to Batman and placed his arm around him. "Take as much time as you need."
You're touching me, thought the caped crusader. But he was on thin ice already so, he held his peace and moved out of his grasp.
Bruce Wayne's limousine pulled up to Wayne Manor. The long ride and the unfamiliar chauffeur gave him plenty of time to think about Batman's earlier decision. (Bruce's people skills were much better than his counterpart's when he wanted them to be.) Did he really need all that extra responsibility? It was too late to go back on his word now. But then again, what did he care? They were technically mooching off of him, so it was only right that he joined. Besides, not everyone there hated him: just GL and Hawkgirl. A guy who relies on a piece of jewelry for his powers and a mutant from some planet no one had heard of, he thought to himself. But then again, he had no room to point fingers- Batman bought his super powers. He entered the mansion, entranced in his thoughts.
"Master Bruce," said Alfred, bringing him back.
"Yes?"
"This letter arrived for Batman earlier today."
Bruce was silent. This meant only one thing: someone knew his secret. He took the letter from Alfred and thanked him, then went to his private study to examine it. It had no postage mark, no return address, just "Batman" written neatly across the front.
And it was sealed with a kiss.
To Be Continued...
This was supposed to be a one shot, but then, I got wrapped up in making Batman seem cool. I didn't get to make anyone angry...sniff....well not yet anyway. I hope this will be over by chapter two so I can finish my other fanfics. Please review! 'Kay bye!
I hate Justice League and I want them all to die.
This is a spur of the moment thing that I have been planning out for the longest time. It was written not because I "admire the show" but for one reason which describes my main goal in life: To piss as many people off as possible with my literature. Oh, one more thing, this is everyone bashing, just like my YuGiOh! Fanfic that no one reads. Well, let's go.
Batman ascended the steps of the justice league satellite to reach the meeting room. J'ohn had called for a meeting at 8:00 am, and it was almost 10:00. But it wasn't his fault entirely. After all, Bruce Wayne had an appointment he couldn't get out of, and Batman was still needed in Gotham City. He would have called ahead to have the meeting postponed but what did he care? It wasn't like he was a member of the Justice League anyway. As a matter of fact, if J'ohn hadn't telepathically reminded him of his lateness ten minutes ago, Batman wouldn't even have shown his face. The door of the meeting room opened.
"You decided to join us?" said Green Lantern sarcastically, glaring at him over the conference table.
Batman looked around the room. The only members present were J'ohn of course, GL, Hawkgirl, and Wonder woman. He stood up against the wall, declining a seat offer from Wonder Woman.
"It's a long drive from Earth," he said cooly. "Besides, not all your members are assembled. Where are Superman and Flash?"
"They're out stopping a tornado," said Hawkgirl, annoyed at him. "What's your excuse?"
"None of your Goddamned business," he said sneering. Normally, Batman was a tolerable person; cross a line and he becomes borderline anti social.
Hawkgirl was the same way; now she was trying to restrain herself from taking her mace and ripping that snot nosed rat with wings a new one.
Thankfully, Wonder Woman stepped in as mediator. "Watch your mouth!" she said to him. "We're trying to promote and protect the right of world peace here, not start arguments. Besides, no one needs to get hurt today," she added winking at Batman, "there are enough problems in the world."
Batman held his peace. The room remained silent.
Finally, Superman and Flash returned from their mission.
"Yeah! We're back!" exclaimed Flash. "What's the matter? No cheering crowds. Come on, Bats!" he said jokingly. "Where's that smiling face?"
"Up yours."
"Now, now" said Superman. "Ah, Batman! Fashionably late as always," he said, eyeing the caped crusader.
"You don't want to piss me off, Clark. Now tell me why I'm here. You've taken up enough of my time."
"What the hell do you mean!" said GL, rising to his feet. "I've been here since 7:30!"
"Good for you."
"Right," said Superman, stepping in. "I've called you all here to ask your opinion. I was wondering if you would consider letting Batman become a full fledged member of the justice league. He is an accomplished crime fighter who has used his skill and expertise in the past to aid us many times and I believe that he is Justice League material."
"I agree," added Wonder Woman. "He helps us whenever we need him, he's loyal to our cause and...."
"And he's a complete asshole," added GL. "He had the nerve to show up to our meeting two hours late, why should he join?"
How about I bought the fucking satellite that your sorry ass is sitting in, thought Batman in his head. Of course he would never say that aloud: he was professional. Truthfully, he never wanted to join the Justice League: too much responsibility. Bruce Wayne was a multimillionaire business executive, and Batman had his hands full with the crime in Gotham. But if they did extend the olive branch, he wouldn't exactly mind taking it. Blocking out the argument that was erupting in the meeting room, he called Alfred back in Gotham to tell Wayne Enterprises that because of unexplainable circumstances, Bruce Wayne would be late for his press conference. Thankfully, no one noticed. Not even the Justice League knew about his double life.
"Well, Batman?" asked J'ohn impatiently. "Do you accept our offer of membership to the Justice League?"
Batman was thankful that the Martian always spoke in complete sentences- otherwise, he wouldn't have know what they were talking about.
"Yes," he replied. "I will be happy to work with all of you."
Flash grinned.
"Except you," added Batman. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have business to attend to. I'll be back around 6:00pm, eastern time. Is that fine with you?" he added, smirking at GL.
Before GL could say anything, Superman walked over to Batman and placed his arm around him. "Take as much time as you need."
You're touching me, thought the caped crusader. But he was on thin ice already so, he held his peace and moved out of his grasp.
Bruce Wayne's limousine pulled up to Wayne Manor. The long ride and the unfamiliar chauffeur gave him plenty of time to think about Batman's earlier decision. (Bruce's people skills were much better than his counterpart's when he wanted them to be.) Did he really need all that extra responsibility? It was too late to go back on his word now. But then again, what did he care? They were technically mooching off of him, so it was only right that he joined. Besides, not everyone there hated him: just GL and Hawkgirl. A guy who relies on a piece of jewelry for his powers and a mutant from some planet no one had heard of, he thought to himself. But then again, he had no room to point fingers- Batman bought his super powers. He entered the mansion, entranced in his thoughts.
"Master Bruce," said Alfred, bringing him back.
"Yes?"
"This letter arrived for Batman earlier today."
Bruce was silent. This meant only one thing: someone knew his secret. He took the letter from Alfred and thanked him, then went to his private study to examine it. It had no postage mark, no return address, just "Batman" written neatly across the front.
And it was sealed with a kiss.
To Be Continued...
This was supposed to be a one shot, but then, I got wrapped up in making Batman seem cool. I didn't get to make anyone angry...sniff....well not yet anyway. I hope this will be over by chapter two so I can finish my other fanfics. Please review! 'Kay bye!