Title: Aliens, Alliteration, Aquaman
Summary: lj user=kaige68 posted a list of prompts for lj user=1_million_words at this post. So I used the A prompts to write this silliness.
"I know aliens did not just land on Oahu," Danny said to Chin. "Is this some haole hazing ritual that was dreamed up to make me feel less like I belong here?"
"Brah," Chin said.
"I don't know what that means. Does it mean yes they are here? No they are not here? You have no idea how these islands work because this isn't New Jersey?"
"Brah," Kono added as she emerged from her office, all long lines of tanned skin.
"Please. Please in the name of all that is holy, explain to me what is going on," Danny demanded, his hands conducting a silent symphony of mainlander outrage.
"Calm down," Steve said, entering the main office. "It happens all the time."
"It happens all the time," Danny repeated, staring at Steve as though he was one of the purported aliens. Which he knew he wasn't, as they spent all of their free time together, much of it naked. If Steve were an alien, Danny was confident he'd have figured it out.
"Hickman is the real Area 51," Chin finally told Danny. "We keep it quiet. The aliens are curious and would never hurt any of us."
"They might hurt Danny," Kono said with a laugh. "They think our Human language is ridiculous. You'd make their ears bleed."
"Nice," Danny said, looking over at Steve. "Did you think to tell me? About aliens visiting Oahu?"
"You wouldn't have believed me. Do you want to go meet them?" Steve asked. He was smiling down at Danny, clearly delighted at the prospect of introducing Danny to the aliens and visa versa. "We're all going."
"If you're going, I will," Danny said with a sigh. "What do I need to do? Are there vaccines required?"
"Vaccines," Chin repeated, making Danny frown at him.
"They speak in alliterations. Can you do that?" Kono asked as they left the offices to go to their cars.
"Alliterations? They speak in alliterations?" Danny repeated. Could this day get any weirder?
"Alliteration's artful and awesome," Kono confirmed.
"Beneficial beyond belief between brotherhoods," Chin chortled.
"Confounding conventional conversation constructs can confuse cantankerous cops," Steve said, deepening Danny's dissatisfaction.
"Attention, Aquaman. All activities among adults adjust accordingly. Boisterously bashing boyfriends banishes bed based busy-ness. Calm consideration creates caring connections causing culminating contentment. Don't doubt Danno's determined demonstration demanded during détente."
"Excellent exhibition," Steve said. "Fornication forecasted for Friday. Glad Governor granted get-away."
"Hey," Kono countered. "Hearing how horny haoles happily habitat harms humble heroines. Innocent islander isn't interested in intercourse involving intimate interactions. Just journey jauntily, jumping junk judiciously."
"Kono Kalakaua," Chin chimed in. "Let lovers lead lives less lonely. Must maintain maturity meantime."
"Okay. Okay," Danny said, raising his hands supplication. "My head already hurts. We'll resume when we have no choice."
"Copy that," Steve agreed, climbing into the driver's side of the Camaro and grinning over at Danny.
"What? What's with the goofy smile?" Danny demanded.
"Reward for good behavior forthcoming," Steve promised, making Danny smile in return.