A/N: *sigh* i'm really draggin lately... Sorry bout that. Well, heres the next 'episode' in my evietro series. :P


XMen: Evietro
Episode Two

T.M.I.

Oh man... i can't believe it, yo. I was just in Pietro's room, looking for some looseleaf and I found this story he wrote. I didn't know Pietro could write so well and I read it. I thought it was pretty neat but.... Safe to say I was a little shocked, yo, like beyond words at the ending. I mean him, the Speedy we all know and love, asking that dumbass Evan Daniels if he wants to screw? And Daniels says yes!

I ain't a rocket scientist, but I'm thinkin' that Pietro's got it bad for Daniels.

Daniels... that air-headed X-Geek caught the 'tention of Speedy? He musta lowered his standards really flippin' far or maybe he's desperate? Nah, Pietro always has these ditzy, Kitty Pryde types hovering 'round him. Hmm....

Woah. I just thought of something. What if.... what if Speedy don't swing that way...? Like, not straight, yo? Perfers guys to gals.... maybe he doesn't wanna minimize his options so he swings both ways...? Dude! Pietro must be bisexual! Hey that's cool. All slashy and shit, I can deal.

I'm prolly the only one who knows. I'm thinkin' he's closeted real bad. Aww man!

I guess I've always know in some little way that Pietro was.... heterasexually challenged.... Hell, it's obvious. The way he can't hear anything when Daniels is around and how he's always stairing off into space... usually in Daniels' direction.

I shoulda figured this out sooner....


Fuck.