Total Drama Island 2: Total Drama Impossible
Disclaimer – The rights Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action, Total Drama World Tour, or Total Drama Reloaded do not belong to me. No profit is being made from this Fanfiction. I do own the plot, the laptop this story was typed on, and my original characters.
Note – The winner of Total Drama Island will be shamelessly announced throughout the story, so in case (for some odd reason) you haven't seen Total Drama Island, this will spoil the ending. This chapter is known as the Prologue, and the actual show will start next chapter.
Ratings Note – This story is rated T for bad language (we're warning you!), sexual reference, violence, and all that. Seriously, though, some of this stuff could really mess you up.
Romance Note – I make no promises… Okay, fine, most of the canon pairings will be carried on.
Dedication – Let's see… Enigma Dragon Warrior, Athulis, and sithlorde1988 are all really cool dudes, and Kade – if you leak any information, I'll have to kill you.
And now, on with something completely different…
The story!
Chapter 0 – The Three Blind Mice
An all-too-familiar host stood on the Dock of Shame. Chris McLean smoothed out his gelled hair and grinned his trademark grin.
"Welcome back to Total Drama Island! You've watched your favorite campers battle it for the grand prize of hundred thousand dollars, spending eight weeks in shabby cabins and trying to keep down Chef's cooking. The eliminations were surprising, to say the least. From Homeschool's sexist words to Heather's refusal to shave her hair and every other in between, this show was one dramatic twist after another. And the ratings were through the roof!
"But, alas, like all wonderful times, it had to end. Eventually, Total Drama Island was left with two finalists: the Goth girl Gwen and the lovable – and sizable – Owen. In a nail-biter, Owen pulled ahead and won himself a hundred thousand big ones! The campers danced for the cameras one last time, and now they're all on their way back home…"
Chris smirked. "Or are they?"
As if on cue, a large boat approached the island.
Chef, wearing his signature apron from season one, stormed over to Chris and said, "Cue the theme song, pretty boy, we're good to go!"
A boat, exactly like those that first brought the campers to Camp Wawanakwa, arrived at the Dock of Shame. A couple seconds later and a couple suitcases were tossed from the boat onto the dock. A large boy wearing a white shirt with a blue maple leaf on it left the boat and waved at the driver. The boat drove off.
"Aw, man, guys! I can't tell you how great it is to be… home?"
He turned around and noticed that this was far from home. What he saw was the same rotten (and in some cases, rotting) cabins, the same crappy dock, the same towering cliff, and the same pearly white smile that he just left.
"Welcome back Owen! Welcome back to Camp Wawanakwa!" Chris smirked.
"Hey McLean! What are you doing here?" Owen asked.
"The correct question is what are you doing here."
"Oh… So what am I doing here?"
"Owen, as the winner of Total Drama Island, you are now promoted to internship!"
"Will there be food?" And, as an afterthought, Owen added, "An internship for what?"
"Yes, Owen, there will be plenty of food. And why don't we wait for the next intern to arrive right about… now."
Chris nodded off towards the distance. Another boat, identical to the one Owen arrived in, pulled up at the dock. A black-haired girl with teal highlights walked off the boat, carrying her bags. She stormed over in front of Chris and dropped her luggage.
"No. I will not. Be a part. Of this living nightmare. Again. No," the girl hissed at the host. She picked up her luggage and started walking off, until Chris called out to her, "Did I mention you're not a contestant?"
This caused the girl to hesitate. The camera-savvy host added, "What do you say, brah? Did I mention there's gonna be new campers?" She turned around and started walking back towards Chris, saying, "Not a contestant, huh? Then what exactly am I?"
"Glad you decided to join us Gwen. Not that you had a choice, of course. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is –"
"What mission? Oh, hey Gwen, Owen, McLean… Wait! McLean? What? Why am I back at Camp Wawanakwa?"
Everybody turned around to see a brunette boy standing there, holding his electronic keyboard and his suitcase.
"Cody, dude, not cool! Whoever was driving your boat so didn't come at the right time! You weren't due for another minute and a half!" Chris whined.
"Never thought you'd be the A-Type like that Chris," Gwen remarked.
"All your questions and more will be answered, as soon as Owen gets over here," Chris ignored the Goth girl.
"Where is Owen, anyway?" Cody asked, looking around.
"Chef, please! You're got to have some food! I haven't eaten in forever!"
"Shut it tubby. You ate half the buffet at Playa de Losers half an hour ago."
Chris, Cody, and Gwen looked over at Chef to find Owen begging him for food. Chris sighed and snapped his fingers. An unnamed and unpaid intern hurried over towards Owen and dragged the large blonde back towards Chris.
"Now that our three new interns are here, why don't you smile for the cameras?" Chris flashed a smile towards the viewing audience.
"We're on television?" gasped Cody. He turned towards one of the cameras and smiled his sly grin, opening his mouth to say something. However, he was cut short by a jab from Gwen.
"Hey, hey, back to me! Now, as I was saying, you three will be interns –"
"Why us, though?" Owen asked.
"Enough with the interrupting, people! Owen, you won Total Drama Island. Gwen, you were the finalist."
"And me?" Cody asked.
Chris just shrugged. "What can I say dude? We had a poll, and you are the most popular contestant. I believe you beat out Lindsay by – let's see – I believe it was a couple thousand votes? The immensity of your fan-base is unbelievable."
"What?" was all Cody responded with.
"Dude, you didn't know? That's priceless. Back to me! So, in this sequel of Total Drama Island –"
"What's the sequel called?" Gwen wanted to know.
"I was getting there!"
"Of course you were," Cody added.
Confessional Cam – Our first appearance!
Chris – /He smirks/ Yes, the sequel will be reusing the famous, and infamous, Confessional Cam. Aren't you campers, or ex-campers, happy? /He frowns/ But right now, I'm seriously reconsidering the idea of having three veterans, especially those three, become interns.
Gwen – I bet Chris is really reconsidering the idea of having us three become interns.
Cody – /He looks confused/ Wait, seriously? I'm the most popular contestant by a couple thousand votes? I have a fan-base? Huh? /He thinks for a moment, and then smiles/ Not that I'm complaining. This will be a great time to get to know Gwen better. /He looks confused again/ A fan-base?
Owen - /He's eating/ I can't believe how much I missed the food here! /farts/ Whoo! First one of the new season!
"Now, this season will be different than the last –"
"No really, genius?" Gwen asked sarcastically.
Confessional Cam – No backtalk in here
Chris – Yep, definitely reconsidering the intern idea.
"It will feature 10 returning veterans – not including you ungrateful three – and 10 new rookies," Chris began, before being interrupted by Cody. "But wait! There's more!"
He and Gwen shared a quick high-five before Owen asked, "McLean, what about the food? Will we have free food again?"
"Well –" Chris started.
"You can't call what we had last time food. No offense Chef… But mine moved." Gwen shuttered.
"What is with you teens and stealing my spotlight? I will answer all questions in due time!"
"So McLean, who are the returning campers?" Gwen asked.
"And McLean, who are the rookies?" Cody pondered.
"And when is the next meal?" Owen begged.
"You know dudes, I know of another crowd pleaser that the audience would love to become an intern instead of you three. Maybe you've heard of her? Her name's Heather. I'm sure she won't talk as much as you three…"
That shut Gwen, Cody, and Owen up real quick.
"That's better. This sequel will feature one charming host – me – and three veterans turned interns – you three – along with thirty-three campers: 10 returning veterans, 10 fresh rookies, and 13 of the audience!"
Chris grinned and turned towards the camera.
"You heard me right! If you're watching this, and you think you have what it takes to compete on the sequel, it's not too late to be a part of the hottest reality show yet! Just fill out the form provided to you! Thirteen of you lucky viewers will have a chance to battle it out with 20 other camps for the grand prize of five hundred thousand dollars! That's right. I said five, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero!"
"Just think of how much hair gel that could buy you, McLean." Gwen laughed.
"Or how many tons of gravy…" Owen added.
"Not cool dudes!" Chris whined, before grinning at the camera. "Who are the returning 10 campers? Who are the 10 new campers? Which of you will summit a form and join the cast of this sequel? And can this host get any sexier? Find out next time on Total… Drama… IMPOSSIBLE!"
Confessional Cam – New Beginnings, Final Words
Cody - /He looks flabbergasted/ I can't believe, that in one day, I'll be an intern for the sequel to the show that I was rejected by my dream girl, mauled by a bear, and almost drowned on …. all on national television. /He looks pumped/ Oh yeah!
Gwen – What do I think about being an intern to this Total Drama Impossible thing? Well, let's see… No life-threatening challenges, no barf-inducing food, no nerve-wrecking elimination ceremonies… Need I continue?
Owen – This is gonna be AWESOME!
The cameras shut off, and Chris turned annoyed towards his interns.
"Okay, McLean, now that the cameras aren't rolling, explain this whole sequel Total Drama Impossible thing to us," Cody said.
"Wait, I just realized something. Total Drama Island is TDI. Total Drama Impossible is TDI. I know some of the campers are smart enough to figure out the difference, but…" Gwen pointed out.
"Total Drama Island – the winner of which is Owen here – is known as TDI. Total Drama Impossible is known as TDI2. Simple."
"McLean, what about food? Will we be provided with Chef's cooking three times a day like the campers?" Owen asked again.
"Owen, I'm going to answer your question just so you'll be quiet. The host – that's me, Chef, and the interns – not to mention the Aftermath host and hostess – will be eating gourmet food, and…"
"WHOO!" Owen shouted. Cody grinned, but Gwen just shook her head in disbelief.
Confessional Cam – We Don't Know If The Word 'Edible' Is In Chef's Vocabulary
Gwen – I won't believe McLean's promise of gourmet food until I see it… Or rather, don't see it moving.
Cody – I wouldn't put it past McLean to give us Chef's gunk again, but I know for a fact that McLean eats gourmet food. I can only hope he cares enough about his interns to give them edible food, and – who am I kidding? Chris? Caring? /He bursts out laughing/
Chris - /He looks insulted/ For a matter of fact, I am giving those ungrateful teens real food! Hey, they can't test out all of our awesomely dangerous challenges if they're in the infirmary.
Chef - /He's sitting there, muttering darkly under his breath/
"Basically, the audience loved Total Drama Island. They couldn't wait for a sequel. Thus, Total Drama Impossible – or TDI2 – was born."
"But why a total of 33 competitors?" Gwen asked.
"33 competitors equal a longer season which equals more ratings which equals a larger budget for me. Besides, the audience wants to see some new faces."
"Which brings me to our previous question: Who are the 33 campers?"
"You choose the returning veterans, you'll find out the 10 rookies tomorrow, and we're still waiting for the audience to submit 13 forms, dude. Man, you should see some of the freaks I chose! A couple people are pretty awesome, though not as awesome as me, of course –"
"We choose?" Cody repeated.
"Whoo! Izzy, babe, you're coming back!" Owen cheered loudly.
"Yes, you choose. I want the contestants to blame you if they're chosen, and blame you if they aren't. Don't forget to choose an Aftermath host and hostess."
So Gwen, Cody, and Owen huddled together, the weight of the world – or, at least, the entire show – resting on their shoulders.
"Chef, my man, I have a feeling this season will be twice as dramatic as the last," the host whispered to Chef.
"Whatever, pretty boy. Now where's my paycheck?" he whispered back.
"It's in the mail, old friend, in the mail."
"It better be."
Confessional Cam – Where's Our Paycheck?
Chris - This… is going to be good.
Yes, yes, I know.
So, you've heard of stories featuring submit your own characters, and you've read stories with all of the original contestants, and you've seen stories that contain all new characters. But I proudly introduce one of the first stories to feature all three of those ideas combined!
Here are some ground rules...
This is a fully interactive story. I expect you to review or at least vote.
Let's try for some unique stereotypes here, okay people? I don't want 4 jocks, 7 punks, and 13 musicians. If someone else already made a stereotype, try for something different.
Unique names are fine. Unique names are great! As long as you don't press random buttons to get a name like Trunoadf. Not that Trunoadf is a bad name, or anything.
No perfect characters. There must be some flaws. Unless perfection is your stereotype or something. That's a whole 'nother situation.
Please try and keep the stereotypes to be under five words. I don't want a Sweet Goth Who Is Also A Tomboy That Plays The Guitar.
You can submit more than one character, but that doesn't mean I'll choose all of your characters.
This isn't a first come, first serve story.
Name: (First and Last)
Nickname: (Something your friends or enemies call you besides your real name, like how Duncan calls Courtney 'Princess' and Heather calls Gwen 'Weird Goth Girl')
Age: (How old are you? Can't go older than 18)
Birthday: (Month and Date… Not sure if I'll actually matter, but it never hurts)
Gender: (Obvious)
Stereotype: (Try for something different!)
Birthplace: (Where you were born)
Color That Represents Character: (Yes, this is important. And don't just say red or blue.)
Appearance
Height: (How tall is your character?)
Weight: (How big is your character?)
Skin: (What color is their skin?)
Hair: (How does their hair look? Color and style of it)
Facial Hair: (Do they have any hair on their face?)
Eyes: (What color are their eyes?)
Build: (Do they have any muscles or not? Is their chest noticeable?)
Body Shape: (Are they scrawny, skinny, or in-between?)
Other: (Do they wear glasses or something? Do they have a tattoo? Etc.)
Clothing
Everyday Clothes: (If you want several different outfits, just mention them here, or PM me)
Swimwear: (What do they swim in?)
PJ's: (What do they sleep in?)
Formal: (What do they wear on special occasions, such as: dates, parties, etc.)
Jewelry: (Do they wear jewelry or something?)
Other: (Any other clothing or accessory can go here)
Personality
Personality: (What are they like? How do they act?)
How do they act when they first arrive: (How do they act when they first arrive to the island?)
How do they act around friends: (How are they around friends or buddies?)
How do they act around enemies: (How do they act around people they don't like?)
How do they act around crush: (How do they act around people they like or are in love with? If you aren't getting paired up, then ignore this question)
How do they act around the Host: (How will they act around Chris & Chef?)
How do they act around the interns: (How will they act around Gwen, Cody, and Owen?)
How do they act around the veterans: (Will they be super excited to meet the contestants of TDI? Or will they be scared?)
How do they act around the other rookies: (Are they quick to make new friends? Do they piss people off right away?)
Talents: (Anything they're good at?)
Not Talents: (Anything they're bad at?)
Likes: (What kind of things do they like?)
Dislikes: (What kind of things do they dislike?)
Best Quality: (Name something positive about your character. Can be more than one)
Worst Quality: (Name something negative about your character. Can be more than one)
Habits: (Is there something they do all the time and they just can't get rid of it? Can be good or bad)
Pet Quirks: (Is there something that irritates the heck out of them? Can be a little or big thing)
How do they act when they're mad: (How does your character when they're upset or pissed off? What does he/she do?)
How do they act when they're sad: (How does your character act when they're depressed or down in the dumps? What do they do?)
How do they act when they're happy: (How does your character act when they're happy? What do they do?)
Other
Hobbies: (Anything they do in their spare time?)
Talents: (Anything they are particularly good at?)
Paired up: (Want to have a boyfriend/girlfriend?)
Break up: (Do you want your character and their boyfriend/girlfriend to break up?)
With what type of person: (What type of person do you want to be with? If you said 'no' to the above question, ignore this question)
Alliance: (Do you want your character to be in an alliance?)
How do they act in an Alliance: (Basically, what do they do in an alliance? Are they the leader? The follower? Or the muscle? Do they treat it seriously or not?)
Who would be in their alliance: (Who would join your character, or whose alliance would your character join?)
Break-Up: (Do you want your character to break away from the alliance?)
Good or Evil: (Does your character consider himself/herself the hero or the villain of the show? Would the other campers consider himself/herself the hero or the villain of the show?)
What they brought: (What did they bring with them to the island? This is besides the normal clothes, toiletry [I used a fancy word!], etc…)
Sexuality: (Straight, Gay, Bi, or Les?)
History: (Just a short summary of their life up until now)
Medical Conditions: (Is there something they're allergic to or do they have to take medication?)
Phobia: (What is they're worst fear, why, and how do they react to it?)
Does Your Character Use Bad Language: (Some characters don't curse, some do. Take your pick. And if so, how often?)
Can Your Character Drive?: (Regardless of the age of your character, can your character drive a car? Or anything else, for that matter?)
Quote From Your Character: (Something they'll say on the show, in the Confessional Cam, or something they already said. Can be really important and deep, or as random as a single word.)
Audition tape: (Must have! The longer/more detailed, the better!)
Anything Else: (Anything else I missed?)
As you can see, that's quite a lot of information. But I want your character to be as close to what you want them to be as possible. If you don't want other people able to see your form (like your phobia, or your love interest), you can PM me if you'd rather.
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, just drop me a PM. (That sounded very official, didn't it?)
If you're looking for some ideas: A romantic, an environmentalist, a detective, an otaku (Anime fan), or someone with an accent… What? I like people with accents. And don't be afraid to send in some evil people!
So send those forms in to join 10 veterans and 10 of my original characters here on…
Total…
Drama…
Impossible!