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They'd done it before, it was nothing new. It didn't mean anything, it didn't. But they weren't exactly careful, either. So it was no surprise when she missed her period that month. But that didn't mean she did anything about it. She tried to ignore it; push it to the recesses of her mind. She tried not to let him see her get sick, but when he did she attributed it to food poisoning. He didn't think anything of it. When she missed her second period, she new it was time to face the music.
She closed the bathroom door that morning. At least until she got in the shower; the steam really was unbearable. She showered as she waited for the test results, praying for them to be negative. She stepped out of the shower, wrapped a towel around herself and picked up the test.
"Damn it Sean, you knocked me up!"
He almost dropped his coffee mug as he sat at the desk that morning. "What?!"
"You heard me," he heard her say as the pregnancy test sailed toward him.
"EWW, Michelle! That's disgusting!"
"Get used to it, cowboy; we're having a baby."