RANDOM...

A/N: I wrote this at 2 in the morning, so please forgive me for anything that sounds stupid!

This is how the Harry Potter series should have ended.

Voldie: It's just you and me, Potty.

Potty: Ya, so it is, Voldie.

Voldie: So I am going to kill you , Potty. I've waited 17 years for this moment.

Potty: OK, Voldie, hit me..

Random dude: ...baby one more time! Let's boogie!

Everyone in vicinity starts randomly dancing to Britney's "Hit Me Baby One More Time"!

Voldie: Gosh, guys, that was fun. Now, back to killing Potty.

Potty: OK. Let's do this thang, Voldie!

Voldie: Avada Kedavra!

Harry: NOOOO! VOLDIE! HOW COULD YOU! Bye.

Voldie: NOO! THE CURSE REBOUNDED! NOOO! Bye.

-END-

P/S. Then the world blows up and we all die! WHOOPEE!

PP/S: This is what my best friend MK has to say about the story: It makes much more sense than the other ending! (PPP/S: She never read the real ending!)

She likes the random dude, though!

There you have it, folks. Please R&R and I'll love you forever.

Thanks!

¬¬##¬¬ kaitlyn ¬¬##¬¬ AND my best friend ~~{}~~ maria kelly ~~{}~~