The Longest Comic In The World... What So Ever You Say About It.

(You Know It Lasts Foreva!)

(P.S. It's a Parody! Where everyone is smart except Ash.)

Our story begins with our heroes in prison... ha ha... actually it begins with a flashback... then the story really begins in prison... ha.

Flashback:

"I hate you, Team Rocket!" Ash screamed.

"You can't say that!" Team Rocket replied throwing their arms up in disgust.

"Yeah! We want dos Twirps arrested!" Meowth, the talking Pokemon said.

Then a Rocket Grunt came and scooped up Ash, Misty, Brock and all their Pokemon in a giant sack, "I love arrestin' stuff!" He said.

Present Day:

"Okay, guys, I have a plan." Ash said quietly.

"Oh brother..." Misty replied.

Ash ignored her comment and continued, "Okay, Misty, don't you have a nail file in your pocket? And Brock, don't you have a mini hammer for making rock Pokemon look cool in your pocket?"

"Yes...?" They both said.

They handed the file and the hammer over to Ash, who walked over to the cell door.

"Okay, now I'm going to break through!" He said.

Ash clinked the hammer on the cell bars and paused for a few seconds, "AAAAHHHHH! MY WRIST! OOWWWWW!"

"What?" Misty said, "You just clinked the hammer to the bar! You're not injured, ya big baby!"

Ash, then, tried again with the file and again paused for a few seconds, "AHHHHH! MY OTHER WRIST! OOOWWWWWW!" Ash screamed.

"What?" Brock said, "You didn't even use that hand! How could you have- Oh never mind..."

"Okay guys! Let's try something else! How about... IMPROV!" Ash told the others.

"Hmm... okay, I'm good at acting so I'll give it a shot..." Misty said.

"Oh, alright..." Brock said.

A FEW MOMENTS LATER...

The air was scented with smoke and something burning. You could hear the shouts of Misty and Brock from down the hall.

"AAAHHHH! Guard, help! My friend just spontaneously combusted! HELP!" Brock shouted at the nearby guard.

"What, there's no such- WHAT?" The guard screamed as he saw Ash on fire running around in circles and Misty's attempts to blow out fire.

The guard threw his hands up in surprise, dropping his keys on accident.

"Ha ha ha ha ha!" Brock laughed as he grabbed the keys off the floor. The guard ran away to get help.

The fire on Ash suddenly stopped after the guard left. "Phew! Spontaneously combusting is hard work!" Ash said through gasps for breath.

"Uhhh... Anyway, let's get outta here!" Brock said.

"CLICK" Brock turned the key in lock.

FREEDOM!

Just then a whole bunch of Voltorbs and Electrodes appeared in the doorway.

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Then, the whole Team Rocket lab exploded. Ha ha. Ha.

To be continued. Hope you guys liked it! You may be asking, "Where's Pikachu?" You will find the answer to that later! ha ha ha!

P.S. There will be a bit of Twilight parody later on in, like, chapter 30 or something! Leave reviews please! Hee hee hee!

~seaapple yee haw!