Summary: Hidan, Deidara, and Tobi goes on a mission. What happens when a woman gives HIDAN a CHILD asking him to take care of it? Characters are a kind of OOC. Please read and review!
This story is rated T but might change to M as the story goes on….Maybe. Enjoy!
Chapter 1
"FUCK NO!" Hidan shouted at the top of his lungs. Magenta eyes stared into purple one as Hidan and Pein stood in the middle of the Akatsuki's living room. Deidara looked up from his newly made clay sculpture to smirk at Hidan. No one yelled a Pein without getting some kind of horrible punishment. Hidan just realizing what he just did backed away a few steps taking a deep breath. Pein just started at Hidan no expression on his face, when Pein spoke again his voice was colder than it was before.
"Hidan. You WILL go on the mission with Tobi. I don't really CARE if you like him or not."
As if he had been standing a few feet away from them as Pein said his name, Tobi rushed in through the door of the layer flowers in his hands.
"Tobi was in the meadow getting flowers for Zetsu when Tobi heard his name!" The lollipop masked boy said jumping up and down. He turned his attention to Deidara who quickly stood walking away. Tobi waved happily at Deidara while squealing out his name.
"Deidara-Senpai!"
Deidara ignore him as he went into his room locking the door behind him. Tobi shrugged it off and looked back at Pein.
"Tobi heard his name come from Pein! Did Pein want something from Tobi?" Tobi said skipping over to them both. Pein nodded once and looked back at Hidan.
"Tobi. You and Hidan will be going on a mission together to the village of the sand to kill a family who had betrayed us by giving the Sunagakure too much information about us. I want them ALL dead. No exceptions. Understand?"
Hidan nodded in defeat and Tobi squealed once again in delight. He had never been on a mission with Hidan and he was super excited to know what it will be like. Pein was about to walk away and get back his paperwork when he stopped and glanced back at Hidan.
"Oh and before I forget," With lighting speed Pein punched Hidan in the stomach who winced in pain as he hit the wall behind him. "Don't ever yell at me again or I'll do much more than that. Oh and Deidara will be accompanying you on this journey for smirking at the fact that you had to do this with Tobi."
Hidan gave a small laugh as he heard screaming and cussing coming from Deidara's room. Either he had just fucked up one of his clay sculptures or he had heard what Pein said. Konan walked in a confused look on her face but it quickly turned into a smile when Pein walked up to her and put an arm around her shoulder. Konan walked back out with Pein after sending an apologetic glance at Hidan for Pein behavior. Konan was like the mother of the Akatsuki. She cooked, cleaned and kept the hideout under control when they were there. What they did outside of the hideout? That's was none of her concern.
A little time skip
Later that afternoon Hidan, Deidara, and Tobi packed for the trip. The village of the sand was at least three days from the hideout but of course since the three of them were ninjas they got the in a day and a half. Hidan had just put his Akatsuki jacket on and scythe over his shoulder when he heard a knock on his door.
"Who the fuck is it?" He said grumbly as he headed towards the door. It opened a little revealing blue hair on the other side. Hidan sighed and opened the door to find Konan there smiling. Hidan finding this awkward and strange glared at Konan.
"What do you want Konan? He asked closing the door behind him, stepping out of the room. Konan stepped back and handed Hidan a bottle of blue liquid.
"Pein hadn't told you that these people, just like Sasori, are masters at poison this family is to. They know where coming after them and are prepared for us to attack. There will be traps everywhere and they will be deadly ones. This is medicine for the traps. You drink a drop off this and you'll be fine."
"By you you mean Tobi right?"
Konan chuckled and nodded before walking down the dark corridor. Hidan sighed put the liquid into a pocket on the inside of his coat and headed down the corridor.
Times skip when they got to the village of the sand
Hidan stepped forward quietly and carefully as he watched the women inside the house. Hidan watched as she did the dishes quickly before blowing out the candle next to her. It was close to midnight and they had predicted that everyone would be sleep. It would be an easy mission. Hidan signaled to Tobi who was in the trees and Deidara who was in the air of course to get a move on. Tobi jumped from the trees and onto the lawn. He quickly but quietly stepped through the lawn before landing on the front porch. Hidan watched in curiosity, that there were no traps set.
Do they underestimate the Akatsuki? Hidan thought. No. That's not it…then what is it?
Deidara jumped down landing next to Tobi before round kicking the door open. Still there were no signs of any traps but that didn't stop Deidara and Tobi from entering the house. Hidan of course stayed behind just in case someone got out of the house. He heard screaming from inside the house and no more than fifteen minutes later Deidara and Tobi came out smirking. Hidan stood up straight and was about to turn away when he heard something walking inside the house. Deidara and Tobi also turned to see a women coming out the house. Her blonde hair was covered in blood along with her clothing. She carried in her arms a bundle of blankets. She walks slowly towards Hidan never losing eye contact.
"Didn't Pein say to kill all of them?" Hidan said annoyed at Deidara and Tobi but his eyes never left the lady. She continued to walk towards him but eventually she collapsed on her knees.
"Please….kill me." She said just above the whisper. This made Hidan laugh.
"Bitch, you were going to die anyway."
"I-I-I-I know…but please…take care of it."
The women held out her shaking arms with the blankets towards Hidan. Hidan glanced at Deidara and nodded towards the women. Deidara 'un' was from annoyance as he grabbed the blankets and stared down at it. The women smiled and collapsed onto the ground face first as her heart stopped beating in her chest. Deidara looked at Hidan.
"It's a baby." He said simply. Hidan walked over and snatched the baby away from Deidara. He saw it was sleeping peacefully and smirked.
"Let's take it back with us. It'll make a great sacrifice to Jashin. With that the three S rank ninjas disappeared into the night.
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