This is my first fan fic, so there may be some new concepts to me. Anyway, enjoy!

Gray Mann was checking on his designs of his robots, and was very bothered about one little detail that had been left out of one of the designs.

The pyro had no identity.

He was very interested in the creature behind the mask, and he demanded that someone revealed what the pyro was. Then he got an idea.

"5 minutes left in the mission. 5 minutes left-" The announcer was announcing something when Gray Mann arrived and had a mercenary tie her up. "Attention all mercenaries," he said over the PM. "The first person to reveal what the pyro is will receive a thousand dollar incentive. That is all."

Suddenly everything went quiet. The heavy stopped firing, the payloads stopped and the high towers fell, the scout had shut up for once, and even the engineer had to shut down his sentry.

Everyone was staring at the pyro. The RED one, because the BLU one had quit when it was being teased by the BLU demoman and scout.

Pyro's POV

What? Why? Now everyone will know my secret, and it's all Gray Mann's fault! I run up to our Engineer, who is one of my only friends, along with Medic and sometimes Sniper. I hide behind his dispenser, which I sort of hate a little. It puts people not on fire.

"Now listen here y'all, if I see anyone, and I mean ANYONE, even touching the pyro-" Engie is interrupted by a spy sapping his dispenser, which leaves me in full view. Then the BLU Spy grabs my mask and pulls on it! Luckily it has a coded lock to loosen it, for cases like this. But before the Spy can even try cutting off my lock or even giving up, he is grabbed by Engie and then thrown in front of his sentry, which is now activated. No more Spy.

"Or that'll happen." said Engie. Everyone went back to their slaughtering in fear of being shot.

"Thanks" I whisper. Engie has a translator, and even has my muffled talking as a language.

"No problem." he said. "That's what good friends do."

Fwiends :3