Ash and Iris were travelling through a valley. The weather was beautiful, the birds were singing...
And then they arrived at the crossroads.
"Alright Ash, take a look." Iris pointed to the left, "If we go that route, we'll end up heads deep in a nasty, foggy, dangerous rainforest. BUT! We don't have to go that way. Because if we go straight, we will arrive at the gym we were going to anyway. ALSO, we can take the right route and stop by at a restaurant. So? Which way we go?"
Ash thought for a few seconds, and then came up with an answer:
"It's obvious." He said, "There is no choice, really."
"Huh?"
"Rainforest it is."
Before Iris could say anything, Ash grabbed her ass and ran into the rainforest SONIC SPEED. Then he stopped and dropped her on the dirty ground. They were ten miles deep in a rainforest.
"You goddamn dipshit!" Iris yelled, "Why did you do this??"
"The forest was calling me, Iris." Ash replied, "I had to respond to the call. Call of the wild. Born to be wild. I was born to be in a rainforest, Iris. This is my purpose in life. I have to be close to the forest. I have to be in the forest. I have to be the forest. I am the forest, Iris. The forest is me. We are one. We are two. We are even three. But not four. That's too much. Anyway, it is my primal need to stay forever in this forest and live a savage life. Just like our ancestors. I have to become one with the forest. I have to form a unity with the forest. I need to prove myself to the forest. I have to become the forest and the forest has to become me. For we are one. Forest and Ash. Ash and Forest. Ash from the Forest. Forest from Ash. You won't understand. Nobody can understand. Only the forest understands. And only I can understand the forest."
"You are a piece of shit." Iris concluded the conversation, "You go die somewhere away from me, while I find a way out myself."
And so, Iris and Ash parted ways. Will Iris be able to escape the clutches of the rainforest? What about Ash? Will the forest accept him? I don't know, lol. Anyway, remember to always eat your greens. They are healthy. Also, drink pineapple juice everyday, because you never know whether or not somebody will aproach you and ask: "Hey, do you like pineapple juice?" and because you drank so much of it, you will HAVE to answer "Yes." And they'll be like "Oh, cool." And you will feel cool.
What did you expect.
To be continued. Probably today, because I'm bored af.