Title: ATM Have a Cool Christmas Caper in the Caribbean

Author: Kaykyaka

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+

Characters: Lita, Trish Stratus (not married in this story), Melina, DX, Edge, Nitro, Carlito, Shelton Benjamin, Randy Orton.

Summary: 3 different girls from 3 different places end up celebrating Christmas early in the Caribbean with their favorite WWE Superstars thanks to 3 very special dolls. ATM is on the case again!

One – Helicopters, Fire trucks and Limousines Part I

The last time we left ATM Lita was at Shawn's house trying to get over a very bad day.

Let's go back to earlier on that day and see what happened to turn Lita's smile into a frown.

Carlito's place, Florida:

It was a beautiful morning in Boca Vista and the sun was greeting everyone on their way to work or school. The sun really gets hard to look at if you stare directly at it which is what Randy Orton was doing right now lying flat on his back looking up at the sky on Carlito's front garden courtesy of Johnny Nitro. Randy insisted that he was only being friendly but Nitro saw it otherwise and asked him several times to stay away from Melina, Randy didn't listen so Nitro threw the Legend Killer out of the house. Whatever was going on between those two Carlito's breakfast party was getting off to an explosive start.

"He was only talking to her Nitro," Lita said putting out plates on the table in Carlito's back garden as Nitro eyed the door waiting to see if Randy would come back in.

"Since when does Randy only talk?" Nitro answered with his arms crossed over his chest contritely. Lita turned towards him and put her hands on his arms pulling them down gently.

"You better not let Melina hear you talking about her like that," Lita said, "or she'll throw you out on your butt too,"

Nitro shook his head certain that he was right about Randy and couldn't believe his eyes as Melina came out to the back bringing Randy with her.

"Melina I just threw out the trash why are you bringing it back in?" Nitro asked.

"Now that's enough!" Melina said firmly wagging her finger at Nitro, "Randy is Carlito's guest and he didn't do anything wrong he was just talking to me,"

"Since when does Randy-"

"What Nitro means is maybe Randy would like to talk to somebody else for a while, right Randy?" Lita interjected saving Nitro from a slap from Melina. Randy rolled his eyes and came over to the table that Lita was arranging very nicely for breakfast which Trish and Carlito were cooking in the kitchen.

"If you wanna stay here for more than ten minutes I suggest you talk to me for awhile," Lita said and Randy nodded wanting to stay as long as possible.

"What happened to that UPS guy?" he asked her picking up a slice of toast which Lita slapped out of his hand, "what it's out here for us!" he said and Lita rolled her eyes.

"He's back in Texas buying all the jewelry from Oro de Monte Albán," Lita replied handing Randy the cutlery.

"Oh that Mexican jewelry store?" Randy said looking at the fork like he'd never seen one before.

"Yeah, it's his way of making amends for cursing their jewelry and nearly killing Rebecca," Lita said folding the napkins.

"Wow," Orton said thinking about yesterday, "could you imagine what would have happened if you guys didn't break the curse? You should be rewarded big-time for what you did," he said and Lita smiled.

"Being able to serve God by protecting His children is all the reward we need Randy," she said and Randy shook his head amazed that Lita had become so powerfully spiritual.

"You really are committed to this thing aren't you?" he asked banging the spoons together like a spoon man.

"Give me those," Lita said taking the cutlery away from him.

"Hey I was getting a pretty good sound out of those!" Randy argued, "Where's your boyfriend?" he asked looking around for the blond haired Canadian.

"Probably swinging from a helicopter somewhere begging for his life," Lita answered recalling the image outside her bedroom window earlier on in the morning.

"What?" Randy asked frowning at her munching down on another piece of toast when Nitro's sunglasses hit him right in the face, "Hey!" Orton shouted out angrily.

"It wasn't me!" Nitro said putting his hands up innocently then stuff started flying wildly around including the napkins that Lita had spent so long arranging. She pulled her hair out of her face and shook her head as Melina came over to her to ask her what her boyfriend was doing dangling from Vince's helicopter.

"Incoming!" Orton cried as Hunter maneuvered the helicopter closer to them Edge's feet dangling crazily knocking over the table and sending all the plates on it crashing to the floor. Melina pulled Lita into the house with Orton and Nitro who were watching the whole spectacle from the kitchen with Carlito and Trish. The helicopter drew tentatively to the ground eventually landing on Carlito's huge back garden with Edge half inside half outside. He tried to catch his breath as the helicopter stopped completely.

"Get me outta here!" Shelton screamed climbing out over Edge from the back then collapsing to the ground unable to walk straight. Hunter waved at Shelton.

"You're welcome!" he said and looked at his watch. "Shoot I gotta pick up Shawn!" he said and started up the copter again with Edge still dangling outside of it.

"Wait drop me off drop me off I don't wanna die!" Edge cried hanging on for dear life.

"Whatever you say," Hunter replied and dove the 'copter in the direction of Shelton who had just staggered to his feet only to turn and see Edge coming right at him.

"ARGHH!" he screamed and Edge crashed on top of him both men hitting the grass and rolling towards the kitchen back door. Nitro, Carlito and Orton ran to the front of the house to see Hunter riding off in the sky while Lita, Trish and Melina helped Edge and Shelton into the house. Lita sat Edge up onto a chair put he just slid onto the floor. Carlito, Nitro and Randy came back around to see Edge sitting on the floor with an afro bigger than Carlito's. Trish tried her best to hold in a laugh but she couldn't and it came out even louder than it was supposed to. Edge just glared at her as everyone joined in even Shelton who was leaning on him and seeing three of everybody.

"Get off me!" Edge said pushing Shelton off of him.

"How did he get in the helicopter?" Lita asked not remembering seeing Shelton in there earlier on.

"We flew over South Carolina and The Game insisted we pick him up," Edge answered then started sniffing the air and turned to face Trish. "You made breakfast didn't you?" he said his face lighting up and Trish nodded, "I know a Canadian breakfast when I smell one!" he said and jumped to his feet only to go crashing back down onto Shelton.

"Why don't you guys take it easy for a minute, Edge I got brought you some clothes from home why don't you go get changed upstairs?" Lita said coming to aid her boyfriend.

"Okay but you come with me," Edge replied carefully getting to his feet and Lita steadied him so he stood up straight.

"Okay, Trish we'll be back down in a minute," Lita said.

"Take your time people, and Edge?" Trish called after her fellow Canadian and Edge turned to face her, "Please, please, please keep your hair like that," she said and Edge looked at her darkly while everyone walked over to the kitchen door.

"Do you think it's worth tidying up before Hunter comes back?" Carlito asked.

"Probably not," Randy said looking at the mess Hunter had made outside.

Trish tapped her cheek thoughtfully, "That gives me an idea," she said cocking her eyebrow.

Later that morning:

"Stupid Canadians," Hunter cursed under his breath as he cleared up the broken plates in the garden and re-arranged the napkins and laid out the table the way Lita had done it earlier on.

"Come on Hunter this is supposed to be a breakfast party it's almost lunchtime!" Trish shouted from the kitchen with Shawn, Edge and Shelton pointing and laughing at him.

"It's the apron that does it," Trish said to Lita who felt kind of sorry for The Game all alone by himself on his knees cleaning up all the mess he made and wearing Trish's frilly pink apron.

"I should go out and help him," Lita said motioning to the door but Trish stopped her.

"No you don't, Hunter's gotta learn to clean up after himself at some point in his life," Trish said.

"All done!" Hunter cried from outside and Trish came over to inspect how well of a job he did.

"What's this?" she said pointing to a few shards of a plate by the roses.

"That was there before I got here," he said trying to get out of more cleaning.

"Nice try now clear it up," Trish said.

"But I might prick myself on the roses!" Hunter complained.

"Just do it!" Trish said.

"NO!" Hunter retaliated folding his arms and standing firmly in opposition to the task at hand.

"Hunter wait a second," Lita said running over to him his eyes liking what he saw as she came closer.

"Yes Lita?" he said smiling broadly at her. She smiled back and reached around his waist and he tensed up not believing her arms were around his waist then she tightened the apron and his smile turned into a scowl.

"That's better," she said patting him on the back, "keep up the good work," she said and skipped back over to Edge.

"Tick-tock Hunter," Trish said tapping her watch and Hunter exhaled in exasperation and leant down to pick up the broken bits of plate.

"Ow!" he said, "Stupid roses!"