It's Milk Day!
Ed slowly walked into Mustang's office. "What do you want?" Ed asked eyeing Roy suspiciously. "You know what today is don't you?" Roy asked. "No!" Ed stated. "It's milk day!" Roy shouted holding up a carton of milk, "Drink up!" Roy said handing Ed the milk. "No I hate milk!" Ed shouted running out of the room and down the hall.
"Colonel if I may ask what did you do to him?" Riza asked walking in Roy's office just as Ed came bounding out. "It's Milk Day!" Roy shouted holding up a carton of milk. "Let me guess Al told you to somehow make Ed drink milk?" Riza asked. 'She's good! I wonder if I ask her out she'll go on a date with me.' Roy thought grinning childishly. "No sir I will not go on a date with you!" Riza stated leaving the office. "But I didn't… how does she know what I'm going to say?" Roy asked himself.
"Yesterday sir you were talking to yourself." Riza said reappearing with a carton of milk. "Where's Ed?" Riza asked. "Can I come?" Roy pleaded. "Fine!" Riza sighed as they walked around trying to find Ed. "Al!" Ed shouted to the boy. Al quickly spun around he had a kitten in his hand. "Al we are not keeping a kitten!" Ed shouted giving himself away to Riza and Roy. "Oh Edo!" Roy said smiling. "No! I will not drink the milk!" Ed shouted bounding off again. "Nice one sir not!" Riza shouted hitting him over the head with her fist. "What'd I do?" Roy cried. "Gave you guys away can I help?" Al asked stuffing the kitten in his coat pocket and pulling his hair into a ponytail.
"We need all the help we can get… well Roy does anyway." Riza said with a snicker. Roy began to pout. "Brother come here Riza and Roy are gone!" Al shouted walking down a hall. "Really?" Ed asked. "Yeah give me a hug brother." Al said wrapping his brother in a hug. "Al?" Ed asked. "NOW!" Al shouted. Riza and Roy came bounding down the hall. Al gently placed Ed on the floor who began to squirm. Roy held Ed's legs down and sat on them causing Ed to yelp in pain. Al grabbed Ed's arms and held them above his head. If you didn't know any better it looked like they were going to pull him apart not make him drink milk. Riza sat on Ed's stomach causing him to yelp in pain again. Riza forced his mouth open and poured the milk in his mouth. She quickly closed his mouth and told Ed if he didn't swallow the milk she wouldn't let go.
Ed said nothing but did as he was told. "See now that wasn't so bad now was it?" Al asked releasing Ed's hands. "It was awful! Now get off my stomach and legs!" Ed shouted. Riza and Roy quietly got up as Ed sat up and rubbed his numb legs. "I can't feel my legs." Ed cried pouting. "I'll carry you home if we can keep the kitty." Al said taking the kitten out of his pocket and stroking it. "Fine!" Ed agreed teeth clenched together. "Hey Ed!" Roy called. "What?!" Ed asked irritated. "You know that ice cream, cheese, yogurt, and other things like that have milk in them?" Roy asked smiling. "Ahhhh!" Ed shouted curling in a ball. "Are you ok?" Al and Riza asked. "I'm going to die!" Ed shouted. "You're not going to die." Al replied putting the kitten back in his coat pocket and picking up the lump on the floor that was Ed's body. "Oh and Edward." Roy started. "What?" Ed asked. "Your short." Roy said hoping to cheer up the little shrimp. "I hate you!" Ed shouted returning to his original state (the ball) and crying out that he was going to die.
Author's note: Teehee Ed no like Milk me either belch! anyway hope you enjoyed it! Read and Reveiw!