Why buy this Teen Titan?
Lucas : Hello, I am our host Lucas Ash Lightning. My siblings are doing some other thing about the titans. This is WHY BUY THIS TITAN?
Audience: *CLAPS*
Lucas: Today's Titan is CYBORG
Lucas: He is the Half-man Half-Machine Dude of the titans.
His genius. He made the T-Car all by himself. Mad his old sonic analyzer into sonic cannon and made other things for the tower.
His Strength. He has gigantic muscles and once lifted a building. He isn't' a Titan for nothing.
His cooking. He made yummy pancakes and French toast before and don't forget delicious meat.
Beastboy: HEY MEAT IS DISGUSTING TOFU IS BETTER.
Lucas: Security guards bring him backstage.
*Some big men take BB to inside the curtain*
Lucas: Let's continue
Hero. Well he is a Titan.
Competitive. Let's say he always wants to win.
Lucas: Well start dialing your numbers and let's see Who will get Cyborg? Cyborg will cost 3,000 dollars.
Audience:*Jaws hang open** Take out phones and Dial the number*
Lucas: Bye