Full of spider-creatures, to shock you.
Come on in, amaze your eyes.
Spider-things of every size.
Come on, visit your neighbourhood Spider Zoo!
SpiderPig, SpiderPig,
Does the polka, dances jigs.
Makes mud puddles, any size.
Bakes villains into mud pies.
He's here, your friendly pigsty SpiderPig!
SpiderWhale, SpiderWhale,
Loves the rain, but hates the hail.
Sings real low, jumps real high.
Tosses villains into the sky.
He's here, your friendly Atlantic SpiderWhale!
SpiderFly, SpiderFly,
An 'Anti-Bugism' sort of guy.
Hates cashmere, loves his silk.
Eats a breakfast of sour milk.
He's here, your friendly garbage bin SpiderFly!
((bugism - racism - y'know.))
SpiderMoose, SpiderMoose,
Married to a green mongoose.
Moves so fast, he's like a blur.
Catches villains with his antlers.
He's here, your friendly clearing SpiderMoose!
SpiderCow, SpiderCow,
Doesn't plan - lives in the now.
Makes good milk for Farmer Trime.
Catches villains, all the time.
She's here, your friendly farmyard SpiderCow!
SpiderBear, SpiderBear,
I just saw him, over there.
Hiding in, among the trees.
Catches villains, with great ease.
He's here, your friendly forest SpiderBear!
SpiderSnake, SpiderSnake,
Strong enough to cause earthquakes.
Slithers up, slithers down.
Catches villains, all 'round town.
He's here, your friendly meadow SpiderSnake!
I hope you liked that. I'll take requests for more if you put it in your review that you are about to give me (hint hint) but make sure it's a one-syllable animal.
CoCo