The beginning of the end
The girl looked around and noticed that she wasn't in her couch. The last thing she remembered was watching Inuyasha with her friend. She looked next to her to find her friend Fabi just as confused as she was.
Fabi- hey monkey where are we?
Monkey- I don't know Fabi? Don't think I'm crazy but, I think were in Inuyasha's time.
Fabi- did you fall of the couch again?
Monkey- no- yes- but that's not the point!
Fabi- lets ask someone.
Monkey- oh sure who are we going to ask that bush over there! There's no one here.
Fabi-FUCK YOU!
Suddenly out of nowhere appears a miko in a white kimono top and red bottom tied by a ribbon. She had long flowing black hair and dark chestnut eyes.
Kikyo- who are you? And why are you here?
Monkey- hello! I'm Monika and this is my friend fabiola- I was wondering do you happen to know were that sexy demon lord Sesshomaru is?
Kikyo looks at Monika very strangely before answering
Kikyo-"I do not know were lord Sesshomaru is, but you have not answered my question. Why are you here?"
Fabi- "to be honest we don't know."
Kikyo- "how can u not know?"
Monkey- we were just laying around when all of a sudden we wind up here.
Suddenly a barrier forms around them and naraku's piercing laugh echoes through the barrier walls.
Naraku-"Now Kikyo you will see how I destroy you and Inuyasha through the power of my barrier"
Suddenly out of nowhere Inuyasha and the gang appear and look just as stupid and confused as a tourist trying to haggle.
Inuyasha- what the hell! Damn- Naraku let us out you bastard!
Naraku's laughter echoed for a few more moments when it came to a halt. The gang finally noticed monkey, Fabi, and Kikyo.
Inuyasha- what the hell are you doing here Kikyo! And who the hell are you two!
Monkey- hey that's not very nice! Why don't you just fuck of Inuyasha! And if you must know I'm Monika and this is my best friend in the whole wide world fabiola!
Inuyasha- feh!
Then while Inuyasha and Monika were still in there annoying brawl Sesshomaru appears along with Rin and Jaken.
Sesshomaru- Inuyasha can you not hold your tongue for 5 minutes.
Monkey- OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! LORD SESSOMARU OH HOW I DREAMED I WOULD BE ABLE TO BE NEAR YOUR AND LOOK AT YOU! COULD YOU PLEASE GRACE ME WITH YOUR PRESENCE!
Fabiola- "barfing on the other side of the barrier"
Jaken- leave lord Sesshomaru alone you stupid wench how dare you even dare to look at milord!
Well while this whole argument between Jaken and Monika is still boring let's go back to the Inu gang and Fabi.
Kagome- o.0uh…is she going to be alright?
Fabi- oh don't worry this is her normal calm side. It's going to get A LOT worse. So I suggest we sit back and watch.
Shippo- hey! Anyone have popcorn?
Koga- I do!
Inuyasha- > koga!
Sango- were did you come from?
Koga- I don't know I was hunting a few jewel shards when I landed in here.
Shippo- hey lets cut the small talk! Did you say you had popcorn koga!
Koga- sure here.
Koga gives Shippo a bag of popcorn and sits next to kagome. Inuyasha is getting angry so decides to sit on the other side of kagome.
Miroku- hey Sango it looks like everyone's sitting together how about you and me get together all the way over there? wink
Sango- HENTIA!
SLAP
Sango goes to sit over next to Sesshomaru and Rin.
Now back to Jaken and monkey.
Monkey- give it here you little ugly excuse for a frog!
Jaken- watch who you're calling ugly!
Monkey- watch you gonna do about it! Huh huh! You got a problem buddy do ya do ya do ya!
With every do ya monkey gets in Jaken's face.
Monkey-Now give me the two headed staff!
Jaken- NEVER!
And the chase is on with Jaken several miles in front of monkey. Soon Jaken is so worn out he decides to stop which seems to have been a BIG mistake! Before he knows it a huge shadow looms overhead. He looks up and theirs monkey ready for the pounce.
Jaken- mamma…
Monkey- HIYA!
Jaken is squashed like a pancake- but it seems monkey isn't done yet she constantly hits him with his two headed staff. Then she grabs him by the ankles and starts twirling and twirling and twirling until she lets go! And there goes Jaken crashing into the barrier and getting electrocuted. He slides and….boom. There lays an unmoving dead imp.
Rin- lord Sesshomaru… is Jaken…dead?
When Rin gets no answers she decides to go and investigate. She grabs a nearby stick and starts poking the poor green discombobulated imp.
Rin- he is dead alright.
Abruptly the crowd starts cheering for monkey with the exception of Sesshomaru who is just smirking finally glad someone got rid of that annoying pest.
Sesshomaru-girl come here.
Monkey- squeals in delight
She slowly walks over to where lord Sesshomaru is sitting and bows very low.
Sesshomaru- what is your name?
Monkey- Monika. But my friends call me monkey.
Sesshomaru- how old are you?
Monkey- 12. I'm turning 13 this month.
He looks at the empty spot next to him indicating that monika should sit next to him.
Monkey very happily sits next to him.
Kagome- what do you guys wanna do?
Monkey- truth or dare! Mwahahahahahahahahah!
Koga- no that's boring I got a better Idea.
Inuyasha- well spit it out!
Koga- hold on mutt face! How about-
Miroku- SPIN THE BOTTLE!
Monkey- great idea! I'll go first!
Fabi- hello genius where are we gonna get a bottle!
Monkey- oh.
Miroku pulls out a bottle out of his sleeves.
Everyone looks at him with shocked faces!
Miroku- what! Its for situations like these you never know when some beautiful women want to go first and its hard…so much beauty….
Sango snaps Miroku out of his perverted dreamland with a hit on the head with her giant boomerang.
Sango- muttering hentia can't let them out of your sight for one second…
Monkey- good job Miroku!
Monkey- grabs the bottle from his hands ok we'll go counter clock wise! Which are me, Fabi, Sesshomaru, Rin, koga, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, Inuyasha, and Kikyo.
Kagome- hey what about me!
Monkey- lets get started!
Kagome starts sitting in a corner and crying (a/n- mwuahahahahahaha)
Fabi- don't cry kagome its nothing personal she just hates you cause she thinks you're a perfect little whiny bitch who can't stick up for herself even though we all know that's not true.
Monkey- calls out from group on the other side YES IT IS!
Fabi- HEY MONKEY YOU BETTER LET KAGOME PLAY…OR ELSE!
Monkey- OR ELSE WHAT!
Fabi- OR ELSE I'LL CALL SHREYA!
Monkey- YOU WOULD'NT DARE!
Fabi- OH WILL I?
Fabi pulls out her cell phone.
Monkey- FINE SHE CAN PLAY BUT SHE'LL BE LAST!
Fabi- OK!
Fabi and kagome start walking toward the circle and sit down.
Monkey- ok back to business like I said I'm first!
Monkey spins the bottle really fast then it starts slowing down and lands on…….. GASP!
A/N- who is the mysteries person that has to kiss me, monkey! Mwuahahahahahaha….. I hope its Sesshomaru. R and R please!