Why are we friends, again?

I seem to have forgotten.

You're way too clingy,

You take loyalty to the extreme,

And you get over-emotional.

You're kind of weak,

And you're weirdly rigid about rules:

If you thought I was breaking one

For no good reason

You'd probably explode with indecision.

Should you support me,

Or should you uphold the rules

Already set forth?

Geez. You think too much.

You actually sobbed when I showed up

After only a few months of exile

And you hugged my arm until you cut off

All the circulation.

You're annoying.

So remind me why I'm friends with you.

Maybe it's because you just never leave me

Alone

Or it could be that you'll

Support me no matter what the consequences

As you once put it, you'd follow me

Into Hell.

Kinda nice to know that someone will stick around

Until the very end.

And you seem to know what's going on in my head

Better than I do, sometimes.

And other times you're just irritating.

But a tradeoff's a tradeoff.

I can deal.

Now give me my arm back.

It's turning blue.