I don't own Naruto or Abenobashi.

XD Sorry guys, I know this chapter sucks, but I hadn't written it out. I usually start a story out with no details and then it gets better as I go on, so the rest is better . . . ^_^"

Naruto: They better be, 'cause this one is terrible!

*Chases Naruto with very sharp knife*

Eutus wanders through space and time, trying to decide where to go next when he spots something laying between worlds.

"What could that be?" He gets closer and realizes it's a girl. She had four little orbs of light surrounding her and the tip of her fingers seemed to be holding her in part of some world."That's strange."

He reached out and poked her (Wouldn't you?! :D ) and her fingers left the world they had been stuck in. She started to float away but Eutus grabbed her. He started to pull her back to his world, the four lights following behind.

They landed in the grass in front of Eutus's house—all six them?!

Eutus looked around at the other four people that he hadn't meant to bring.

Kakashi Hatake, Kiba Inuzuke, Shikamaru Naara, and Gaara of the Sand all groaned and sat up.

"Where did you guys come from?" Eutus aked.

"We were stuck in between worlds with that girl." Kiba said, he rubbed his head.

"We were somehow separated from our world and put into hers." Kakashi said, standing up. "No one could see or hear us and she eventually slipped out of her world too."

"Hm." Eutus didn't think this was that strange—he had met tons of people that had slipped out of their worlds before. "Why don't you guys come in?"

They carried the girl in and put her in the spare room. He motioned them into the living room where he offered them all some beer. Kakashi accepted it while the other three said no and went back into the spare room—they had spent the past couple days around the girl and felt more comfortable sitting there than with the blue-haired stranger.

After a while, they could hear Eutus and Kakashi laughing loudly about something and there was a strange smell coming from under the door.

Kiba wrinkled his nose and covered it with his jacket. "Ugh, what's that smell?."

"I can't smell anything". Shikamaru sniffed the air but was farther away from the door and couldn't smell anything.

Suddenly, Eutus and Kakashi crashed through the door, bringing with them the overpowering smell of whatever they had been smoking.

Kakashi spotted Kiba and glomped him, saying something about him looking like a puppy. ( ^o^ ) Eutus tripped over the bed, knocking the girl half to the floor.

Gaara shoved him off and she climbed back onto the bed. "I think they're high." She said. Shikamaru (who was busy trying to pry Kakashi off of Kiba) agreed.

"You're so cute!" Eutus wrapped his arms around her.

"Leave Airi alone!" Gaara punched Eutus, sending him flying into the door. Shikamaru and Kiba shove Kakashi and Eutus out the door and sigh when they finally get it closed.

"What a drag." Shikamaru sat with his back against the door.

"Yeah," Kiba ran a hand through his hair. "I think I need a nap now." He climbed onto the bed, wrapped his arms around Airi, and snuggled up to her.

"Not again!" Shikamaru said. He and Gaara both grabbed Kiba and tossed him out the door. They can hear Kakashi and Eutus both exclaim happily and Kiba screaming something about a rope.

"Do you think maybe we should help him?" Shikamaru asked.

Gaara took a while before answering. He sighed, "I guess."

They went out the door and spotted Kiba tied to a column with fake puppy ears and a tail on.

"Hey! Help me outta this!"

Before either of them could help (or crack up into hysterical fits of laughter) they were tackled by Eutus and Kakashi.

Kakashi pins Gaara to the floor. "My little Gaara, have I ever told you how cute you are?" He kisses Gaara, who tries desperately to get away.

Shikamaru, distracted by what he just saw, is shoved to the floor by Eutus and wrapped in a thick rope, like Kiba. Eutus pulls a deer a tail and a pair of antlers out of nowhere and tries to put them on him.

"What are you doing? I don't even look like a deer!"

Kakashi lifts Gaara's shirt, holding him in place as he tries to escape.

He runs his tongue up Gaara's chest. "Wh-what're you—"

Kakashi smiles and takes Gaara's hands. He moves them toward his crotch. "No, stop! Don't make me—" Too late. Kakashi put Gaara's hands down his pants. "Aah! No!"

Airi walks out of the room. "What's all this racket?"

Kakashi and Eutus both turn toward her. They look at each other then tackle her.

"She's mine, get off!" Eutus said, he and Kakashi both fight over her.

"Gaara, help her!" Shikamaru said.

Gaara just sat and stared at his hands in disgust.

"Fine, I get her mouth and you—" But Gaara finally took action. He stood up and punched both of the grown men, knocking them out cold. He helps Shikamaru and Kiba and all three of them sit guard at Airi's door while she sleeps—they figured she was in the most danger fromtwo drunken men.

Poor Gaara.

Naruto: Hey, how come I'm never in your stories?

'Cause you're annoying.

Naruto: No I'm not! You little-- *tries attacking istale*

*Ignores Naruto* I have two little brothers, I'm used to this. Besides, you were in a story, remember?

Naruto: Yeah, but no one reads that one!

*Arrow stabbed through the heart* I hate you T.T *Sits in corner and ignores everyone*

Naruto: Um, sorry . . . *Turns to readers* Don't worry, she'll post another chapter soon, see ya.