Kai-chan - Alrighty. It's 6 am and I'm pumped after reading Ask The Yaoi Couples or something like that. So I've decided to do something of the sort.
Sasuke - What is it this time. Everytime I get into those types of stories...(shudder)they make me do things...things I don't wanna do.(sulks)
Kai-chan - Stop being emo, Sasu-chan. Anyways, as you read in the summary, you can ask or make the characters from Naruto do anything...unless it involves Sasusaku.
Sasuke - OH THANK GOD!!!
Kai-chan - Yeah...Sadly, for now it seems that I have no reviews to ask questions with. (Light bulb turns on...flicker..flicker...turns off. Hits it. Light bulb turns back on.) I'll use my own questions for now. Don't blame me if they are totally retarded (if I offend anyone I apologize), but I need to get them out of my system.
All - I gotsa baaaadddd feeling about this...
Kai-chan - (chibi peace sign) YOU DAMN WELL SHOULD!!!
Hinata - K-k-kowaii...(anime tears)
Kai-chan - Poor Hina-chan!!! I sorry...
Itachi - Baka.
Kai-chan - I know you are but what am I.
Shino - Since no one here is mature enough to remember, but Kaiyuri-san, you have a show(story, but whateva) to run.
Kai-chan - Tee hee...I forgot.
All - (sweatdrop)
Shikamaru - Hey...um guys. If she's this stupid about something so trivial...imagine what she will be like here, since, you know, she controls our life and such. You think we should suck up?
Kai-chan - Mwahahaha! Too late Deer-chan(Shika). You are all doomed! DOOMED!! Kukukuku...
First question:
To Naruto: Are you just stupid, or did someone dropped you on the head as a child? I mean, come on! You haven't noticed why poor Hina-chan acts weird around you? I mean it's really obvious!
Naruto - TELL ME!!!
Kai-chan - It's 'cause-
Hinata - (Scary evil look across her face with murderous intent.) Now, you weren't planning on saying something about me were you?!
Kai-chan - N-nope...wait a second...I'm not afraid of you!
Naruto - But I sure as hell am!(runs away screaming, looking at Hinata)
Kai-chan - Naruto...you're about to run into a(THUMP)...wall. -.-'
Hinata - Aww, fudge. I scared him away.
Second question:
To Hinata: Why don't you just accept your feelings?!(points finger) You obviously love Sasu-chan, but you are just too shy to admit it!
Hinata - N-no I don't.
Kai-chan - (circular black and white background spins) Yes you do! Yes you do!
Hinata - (Hyptmotized) Yes I do...I do love Sasu-chan.
Kai-chan - (cough)Anyways...(yells) I need Gaara over here!!!
Gaara - Whaddya want.
Kai-chan - Tee hee! You look like a fuzzy panda!
Gaara - Yea...I think you need to call the nice men in white.
Kai-chan - (Takes out white fan and Thwumps Gaara in the back of the head.) You moron, I'm hyper, not insane! Just for that, you don't get a cookie.
Gaara - I wanna cookie! Please.
Kai-chan - No.
Gaara - (Chibi big eyes) Pwease..
Kai-chan - (Blushing and trembling) KAWAII!!!! Hai! You get the cookie.
Gaara - Yay! (Stuffs)
Third Question:
To Gaara: If you hate your dad so much, why not just kill him and run?
Gaara - (Swallows cookie) Well, if I killed the kazekage, then I would have caused an uproar and let ultimately to either my demise or many others.
Kai-chan - I-I-I knew that...
(POOF)
Deidara - Hello, yeah.
Kai-chan - (SQUEALS) Dei Dei-kun! You're back! (Glomp)
Deidara - Um...I guess I am...
Fourth Question:
To Deidara: Why do you always say "un" or "hn" or "yeah" all the time? And what the hell is up with "art is a bang" anyways?
Deidara - I say those things 'cause they are manly grunts, or so I heard (cough Sasori cough). Anyways, I didn't want everyone thing I was a girl, so I said things that weren't polite for a girl to say. Kinda like Hidan and is vudoo god...he curses a lot, un.
Anyways, I say art is a bang 'cause I make art out of clay and then blow it up. For people who do not understand still (cough Kaiyuri cough), I'll put it this way. My art goes bang, so art is a bang, yeah. Get it?
Kai-chan - Yuppers. Oh, and those (snicker. Use fingers as air quotes.)manly grunts...yeah...they just sound stupid...to me anyways. I find them annoying. You should stop.
Deidara - (sarcastic)Yes, because you are the ruler of all that is great. I will obey your every command.
Kai-chan - I'm glad you understand.
POOF(again)
Sakura - Hello Dei-kun, hello Kaiyuri-san.
Kai-chan - (twitch) H-hello Suc-er I mean Sakura. (plasters fake smile)
Deidara - Hn...Hello. Oh, yea, I remember now. Kaiyuri-chan? Is Sasori no Danna here?
Kai-chan - Um...he will be(snaps fingers. Sasori falls through ceiling.) Oh and I have to make fun of you about something...You realize that "Danna" has more than one meaning, ne?
Deidara - (pause) Of course I did...(nervous glancing.)
Kai-chan - Oh yea. Well it not only means Master, but it means Husband, too! (Dei Dei-chan blushes) Oooh! Someone's been a naughty serial killer.
Deidara - ...I use it as the term Master.
Kai-chan - Oh god! I didn't realize you used M&S (master and slave) treatment on eachother! Poor Dei Dei-chan. That bondage must've sucked, eh? (I'm only a little Canadian)
Sakura- Oh...I'm sad...I didn't think that you would turn out to be ga-
Deidara - Oh! OH! GOD NO!!! Kaiyuri-chan is about as sick as she is stupid.(both look at me dancing to cotten-eye joe, missing every step)
Kai-chan - (misses step) damn (misses step) damn!
Sakura - Okay. I believe you.
Deidara - Good.
Sasori - I can't believe you thought that! You dobe!
Kai-chan - Calm down, deadsie. You too, ponytail.
Sasori - Don't call me that!!!
Fifth Question:
To Sasori: Why did you make yoursekf a puppet? That's just so weird!
Sasori - What? I like puppets. And I can battle without having to just stand there holding a bunch of blue strings.
Kai-chan - Yea. That does sound really boring.
OK! We're onto the dares next chapter!(You can also ask questions and dares for anyone, but I want focus on the victim)
Our first victim is...(Everyone holds breath)
TOBI!
(Lets out breath)
Tobi - Yay!! Tobi IS a good boy!
Kai-chan - (whispers to everyone else)I chose him 'cause he wouldn't mind. Also 'cause I'm obsessed with Ultimate Naruto Fanflashes and am listening to U.G.L.Y.!
Everyone - Ohhh...Hehehe Good for him.
Tobi - So what does Tobi have to do?
Kai-chan - You get to do everything that other people say in the reviews! You also get to get interogized! Good for you!(thumbs up)
Tobi - YAY!!!
Kai-chan - (Turns to readers) Make sure to send lotsa pain...er reviews to Tobi!
Deidara - Yes!!!! Bring pain to Tobi!!!!! He'll stop annoying me!!!! Do it!