One day the penguins where training and private noticed that skipper wasn't slapping everyone as much as usual. Private was worried about him and he wondered if he was o.k. The next day skipper wasn't slapping at all and private got really worried then.
"Skippa are you o.k.?"Asked private.
" I'm ok private just angry and I refuse to slap because I can't slap a hippy." Said skipper.
"oh well o.k." said private.
Private ran to Kowalski's and screamed .
"Are you screaming because the lunicorn show isn't on right now or is it on commercial." Asked Kowalski.
"Niether I need a hippy so skipper can slap him or her because that's why he's acting strange." Said private.
"Fine we will find a hippy so he can slap him or her and whatever else he wants to do to it." Said Kowalski.
When Kowalski and private went to find a hippy skipper was sleeping and having the best dream ever ( I bet you can tell what it is about) he was in a huge field of flowers and there was two rows of hippy's about a yard or two long and skipper got to go down the center and slap them all and give them a card saying their new job on it. In the middle of slapping private came and got skipper up taking him out of the hq. Waiting there was a hippy (I just wanted skipper to have his moment finaly )! Skipper was freaking out then he slapped it and made it get a job. Then he slapped the team for all the slap's he owes them.
That's the end of my story I wanted to make a story where skipper finaly got his wish, TO SLAP A HIPPY!