(For the record, Hamilton actually had nothing to do with the Declaration of Independence, but I can't resist sticking him in any situation with Jefferson. Information you might want to know: Jefferson and Hamilton had a hardcore rivalry, Jefferson and Adams were friends (until Adams because president, but that's much later and a long story), Timmy Matlack was the man who penned the Declaration, and George Washington, while very attractive and a great leader, was not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree (he was also very stoic and didn't say much).
tjefferson has opened the document.
hellahamilton has opened the document.
tjefferson: Oh, great.
hellahamilton: fuk you, man.
georgewashington has opened the document.
hellahamilton: g-wash my man! tell tommy to fuck off, alright?
hellahamilton: ….
hellahamilton: yo george?
tjefferson: Ha ha.
jadams1 has opened the document.
jadams1: Sorry I'm late.
tjefferson: JOHN!
jadams1: Ha, hello Thomas. And hello, Washington and Hamilton. What did I miss.
tjefferson: Nothing, actually, we haven't started yet. Hamilton was just being a dick, like always.
hellahamilton: fuk you, seriously.
jadams1: Be nice, you two. Who are we still waiting on?
hellahamilton: Well, ben's not here yet.
georgewashington: where is he
hellahamilton: FINALLY
jadams1: Knowing him? Probably at a brothel.
tjefferson: ADAMS
hellahamilton: lol, like it isn't true?
tjefferson: -_-
jadams1: Well, we can definitely get started without him. Anyone else?
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck has opened the document.
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck: NEVER FEAR, HANCOCK IS HERE! ;)
hellahamilton: well, him, apparently.
tjefferson: Good morning, Hancock.
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck: How could it NOT be, when I am here? ;) I notice you didn't start without me, of course. Hardly surprised.
hellahamilton: omg
jadams1: As much as I hate to say it, we were actually waiting on Franklin.
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck: Ah! Have you two finally become friends?
jadams1: -_- Right, and Thomas and Hamilton are getting married.
hellahamilton: ew
mother3rfuckinhanc0ck: ...That seems unlikey.
hellahamilton: i'd rather get shot
timmymatlack has opened the document
timmymatlack: hi guys!
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck: HELLO!
timmymatlack: um, hi John, is your cap key broken?
hellahamilton: get used to it, man.
timmymatlack: Is Benjamin here?
georgewashington: no
georgewashington: who are you
timmymatlack: seriously man? Timothy Matlack?
timmymatlack: i've done a lot of newspaper work?
timmymatlack: I took over at u of p after left?
hellahamilton: DUDE
georgewashinton: …
hellahamilton: DON'T TALK ABOUT BENEDET
jadams1: !
timmymatlack: oh my gosh i'm sorry! is he still not- i mean, is that still a thing? a problem, i mean?
tjefferson: George, you okay?
hellahamilton: yeah, man, they were, like, bffs…
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck: WHO IS THIS ARNOLD GUY?
hellahamilton: COME ON DUDE
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck: DO I KNOW HIM?
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck: WHAT HAPPENED?
tjefferson: Look, can we forget about it and get started?
jadams1: I agree. The others can jump in when they get here.
hellahamilton: ok
tjefferson: Okay, how do we want to start this?
timmymatlack: hey guys, do you mind if we use this font i made? i think it would fit really nicely. :)
jadams1: Let's see it first.
timmymatlack: okay, hang on….
hellahamilton: *hums jeopardy theme*
georgewashington: ha
timmymatlack: okay, write something.
hellahamilton: woah!
hellahamilton: me likey!
tjefferson: Yeah, this is nice. Let's use this. :)
timmymatlack: Aw, thanks. :))))
tjefferson: Seriously, though, how do we want to start this?
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck: WHen do I get to SIGN?
hellahamilton: um, at the end? or did you just want to start with your signature?
jadams1: I think we need to list the reasons why we want to revolt.
hellahamilton: and it's not really signing, unless you plan on writing on your screen.
tjefferson: Shut up, guys. And yeah, that's a good idea.
hellahamilton: you shut up
hellahamilton: we need a preamble
timmymatlack: Like what?
tjefferson: Hmm… okay, how about this?
tjefferson: OH MY GOD
tjefferson: HAMILTON
tjefferson: STOP FUCKING DELETING EVERYTHING
hellahamilton: lol
tjefferson: You are SO immature.
jadams1: Guys, please. We need to write this.
tjefferson: WELL I WOULD IF HE'D LET ME.
georgewashington:what
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck: GUYS LOOK HOW BIG I CAN MAKE IT!
timmymatlock: Uh, the font really looks best at about 11-12?
jadams1: John, stop it.
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck: lol, for a second I thought you were talking to yourself!
timmymatlock: lol
hellahamilton: lol
timmymatlock: seriously, though, why is everyone we know named john?
tjefferson: Guys, seriously? Am I going to have to write this all by myself?
hellahamilton: u wish
jadams1: No, seriously, let's get started. Thomas, what do you have so far?
tjefferson: Well, what I had TRIED to write, before SOMEBODY deleted it all, was something like, "When it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another a decent respect to the opinions of mankind calls them to declare the causes which impel them to the separation." Or something like that?
jadams1: Hmm. That's a good start. Put it down. Hamilton, don't delete it, okay?
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck: MAKE IT LONGER
hallahamilton: john you do know we can all write on this right
jadams1: Of course I do, why?
hellahamilton: no, the other john, sorry.
georgewashington: yea
tjefferson: What?
georgewashington: lag
georgewashington: sounds good
hellahamilton: lol
hellahamilton: it's a good thing you're pretty, man
georgewashington: wat
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck: HOW SHOULD WE DO THE SIGNING?
hellahamilton: him, on the other hand…
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck: WE SHOULD GO COLUMNS
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck: HOW MUCH SPACE DO I GET
tjefferson: Seriously, man? We don't even have the first paragraph.
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck: I THINK I SHOULD GET A LOT
jadams1: We'll worry about that when we get there, John. Okay?
tjefferson: Hamilton, for fucks sake, what are you doing?
hellahamilton: you spelled that wrong.
tjefferson: Um, I think I know how to spell
hallahamilton: well, I guess you thought wrong, because it's definitely "inalienable."
tjefferson: You're an idiot.
hellahamilton:Is everyone just gonna let him mispel the whole document or what
timmymatlack: i think they both work?
timmymatlack: idk, though
georgewashington: idk
tjefferson: See?
hellahamilton: um, yeah, I see a bunch of confused people…
jadams1: Guys, let's just leave it for now.
mot3rfuckinhanc0ck: ARE WE READY TO SIGN YET MY FRIENDS?
tjefferson: OH MY GOD, HANCOCK. NO, WE AREN'T.
hellahamilton: jesus, man.
jadams1: Um, John, maybe you could leave for now and come back later?
mot3rfuckinhanc0ck: That would be wonderful! I'd like to go buy some energy drinks, anyway!
hellahamilton: no
mot3rfuckinhanc0ck has closed the document.
hellahamilton: he's going to die
tjefferson: Seriously?
jadams1: Well, at least now we can get some work done.
Timmymatlack: guys I wrote something, what do you think
tjefferson: Hmm…
tjefferson: How about we try this?
georgewashington: yea
hellahamilton: lol
hellahamilton: So I think that burr guy wants to fight me
hellahamilton: he's so annoying
timmymatlack: isn't that dangerous?
hellahamilton: worse than jefferson
hellahamilton: nah, it'll be fine.
hellahamilton: he's an idiot.
tjefferson: You know, if you two aren't even going to help, you might as well leave.
hellahamilton: speaking of idiots…
timmymatlack: sorry!
jadams1: George, what are you doing?
georgewashington: HOW DO I STOP THIS
jadams1: What.
georgewashington: DID I BREAK THE KEYBOARD
hellahamilton: he's not very good with computers.
timmymatlack: just press the caps key
tjefferson: Don't fucking write all over the document, man.
georgewashinton: if i hoLd down shift it Goes away
tjefferson: Omfg.
hellahamilton: ooor you could just press the caps key again, man.
timmymatlack: lol
hellahamilton: george?
hellahamilton: g-wash?
hellahamilton: helllooooo?
jadams1: I bet Sticky Keys popped up.
tjeffererson: Oh my FUCKING god you guys, come on, we need to write this!
timmymatlock: What about george?
hellahamilton: he's probs freaking out right now
hellahamilton: he doesn't really freak out though, does he.
hellahamilton: because he doesn't have emotions
timmymatlock: lol
tjefferson: I hate you all.
jadams1: :(
tjefferson: Not you, John.
jadams1: :)
tjefferson: HAMILTON
tjefferson: WHAT THE FUCK
hellahamilton: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
georgewashington:regbfnh
timmymatlack: george? u okay?
georgewashington:
hellahamilton: JUST LET ME WRITE IT JACKASS
jadams: Guys, please.
tjefferson: OMFG I SWEAR TO GOD
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck has opened the document
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck: ARE WE SIGNING YET?!
tjefferson: THAT'S IT
tjefferson:I'M DONE
tjefferson:FUCK YOU ALL
tjefferson:I'M WRITING THIS BY MYSELF
tjefferson:AND NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED
tjefferson:JEFFERSON OUT
tjefferson has closed the document.
hellahamilton: asshole
moth3rfuckinhanc0ck: CAN I STILL SIGN IT
tjefferson has opened the document.
tjefferson: Except you, John.
jadams1: :)
tjefferson has closed the document.
jadams1 has closed the document.
hellahamilton: omfg
georgewashington:6
swagmastafranklin has opened the document.
swagmastafranklin: Hey guys, did I miss anything? B)
