RAINBOW DASH WAS THE SUPER DUPER-PER-PER COOLEST PONY IN ALL OF PONYVILLE AND PROBS EQUESTRIA. SHE FLEW RELLY FAST AND RELLY LIKED HER FRIENDS N STUFF (BTW I TOTES HAS LOTS OF RAINBOW DASH FIGURES AND I HONESTLY BOUGHT THEM BY MYSELF AND I HAS THEM)

RAINBOW DASH LIKEDED DRINKING RAINBOW JUICE AND I DUNNO IF DATS A FER RAL THANG BUT TO ME IT IS NOW CUZ YEAH

SO ONE DAY RAINBOW DASH WAS FLYIN N STUFF IN THE SKY AND SHE FLEW OVER ME BIKING DOWN A HILL IN DA STREET AND THOUGHT I WAS SUPER COOL ON MAH NEW BIKE SO SHE SPRINKED RAINBOW FAST-NESS-NESS APON ME (THATS A THING NOW) AND I WENT REAL FAST JUST LIKE RAINBOW DASH DOWN DA HILL AND I WAS LIKE YAY

BUT DEN IT WAS TOO FAST SO I BRAKED AND I FELL-E-DED AND SCRAPPED MY KNEE AND MY ELBOW N STUFF AND ITS PRETTY SCABBEH NOW BUT ITS COOL CUZ I TUFF LIKE RAINBOW DASH

DIS IS MY STORY OF MY ENCOUNTERS WITH RAINBOW DASH CHAPTER 1

STAY TUNED CUZ I AM RELLY GOOD AT WRITING FANFIC ABOUT DA PONY RAINBOW DASH CUZ I SECRECTLY LOVE PONIEZ AND IS A BIG FAN LIKE TOTALLY