It took me a while to think of some of these...
Don't own Soul Eater
Ways to Annoy Soul:
Step One: repeatedly tell him he's the most uncool guy on the planet-no- the most uncool person on the planet. Even after Maka.
Step Two: tell him that cool guys don't get nosebleeds after seeing naked ladies and getting their boobs smashed into their face.
Step Three: tell him he has octopus hair. And if he denies it, compare a picture of an octopus to his hair. He'll get the picture.
Step Four: laugh at him for being beat in the fight with Death the Kid.
Step Five: when he says that he beat Kid, tell him he's sadly mistaken and Kid is the better fighter. And the cooler guy.
Step Six: constantly ask him if he and Black Star are together. When he denies it, remind him of that one time…. And raise your eyebrows suggestively.
Step Seven: constantly berate him for being tricked by Stein.
Step Eight: constantly ask if he and Maka are together because of how he acts towards her. If he denies, tell him about the proven fact that guys annoy their crushes.
Step Nine: laugh at how he got stripped of all his answers and clothes on the Super Written Exam.
Step Ten: laugh at his failing mark, and tell him he'll never become a Death Scythe.
Step Eleven: talk about how funny it was to see him strip searched.
Step Twelve: bring Excalibur to him and lock them in a room together. For five hours.
Step Thirteen: tape Excalibur's five hour story telling time and play it constantly for Soul.
Step Fourteen: film his reaction to Excalibur and show it to the whole school.
Step Fifteen: make Soul do the one hour Excalibur challenge. (Found on YouTube) The song will be stuck in his head FOREVER! *insert evil music and maniacal laughing here*
And that my dear friends is how you annoy Soul to the point that he'll be needing mental therapy and chasing after you like there`s no tomorrow.