Hello there.

This is my first published Fairy Tail fic, so yeah, just thought you should know.

Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail, it belongs to Hiro Mashima, plus I would never have thought of creating a character as awesome as Mirajane.

This has three chapters. Just thought you should know. XD


Hn. There's that feeling again. Like someone's watching me...

Gray Fullbuster barely had time to blink before a flaming fist collided with the back of his head.

"Bwahaha! Caught you off guard, porn star!" howled his number one frienemy, Natsu Dragneel.

"Why you stup― WAIT A MINUTE WHY ARE MY EYEBROWS ALL WEIRD LIKE?"

"Whaddya... oh yeah, why are your eyebrows high up on your forehead?"

"AAH!"

"Hey, it's actually kinda funny!"

"SHUT UP, PINKY!"

"YEAH WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT, EYEBROWS?"

"EYEBROWS? OH IT'S ON―"

"Gray! Natsu!"

The two were immediately silenced at the sound of Erza Scarlet's voice.

"Gray, what happened to your frontalis?"

"My what?"

"Eyebrow muscle."

"I dunno, this bastard over here―"

"WATCH YOUR MOUTH, STRI―"

Erza's pupils dilated menacingly.

"Maybe we can fix it..." and Erza exquipped, then later emerged with a doctor uniform and a tray filled with very sharp tools.

Gray's stomach turned.

"Alright, Gray, let's... WHERE. ARE. MY. TOOLS."

Gray gave a sigh of relief.

Later, Juvia Loxar was seen disposing of a bag with medical equipment inside.

"Only Juvia may care for Gray-sama..."


Weehee...

Now that THAT'S over.

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