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Zim had just invaded earth and decided to suprise the almight tallest about his acheivement.
Since Dib was troubling, he decided to take Dib captive and present him to the tallest; While everyone is doing the hard and ridiculous labor that Zim told them to do.
The robot that helped Zim take over Earth called Gir asked,"master when do I get to watch the monkey show?"
Zim replied,"Just wait Gir we have to announce our success of doom to the tallest."
Gir said,"Now I'm gonna sing the doom song." Gir started singing the doom song...
6 months later they reached the irken planet and Gir was still singing the doom song...
Zim yelled to himself,"Hasn't this had happened to Zim before; Gir will you cut the singing so Zim can find out when has this happen?"
Gir said,"Didn't this happen during when we arrived at earth?"
Zim yelled,"shut it Gir I'm thinking."
Dib thought out loud,"Is there anything wrong with your hearing?"
Zim along with Gir and the box that held Dib found the tallest's ship.
Zim said,"Hello my tallest I have invaded the mysterious planet earth and bought you a filthy earth human; so when is my next misson?"
The red tallest said,"gee thats great Zim but I think we should tell you the truth about your mission..."
The purple tallest interupted saying,"congratulations Zim your new mission is to blow up the rebellion that Tak had started against us."
The red tallest asked,"what are you thinking couldn't Zim get hurt?"
The tallest started laughing and said,"Zim is great at blowing stuff up so maybe he is capable of taking down Tak's rebellion against us after all he has proved himself an invader..."
The purple tallest asked,"Zim will you stop Tak's rebellion and since we tallest are so busy being tall, you will also have to find the location of their base and infiltrate it so we can find the rebellion's weakness and use it against them."
Dib thought, Tak isn't that girl that tried to steal Zim's mission to invade earth; Since she's rebelling the irken empire maybe she can help him take back earth from Zim...
Tak and him might've been enemies before but now they both have a common enemy and if she wants the rebellion to work out they're gonna have to work together to take back earth and stop the snack loving enemy from invading more planets.
Zim smiled and said,"well since you asked politely and I wanna use my awesomness to blow up the filthy rebellion and here is a gift."
Zim handed the box with Dib and is now off to find the rebellion.
The red tallest said,"is it snacks or wait is it the ultimate snack?"
The purple tallest said,"lets open it up to see if its dounuts."
They opened it up and said,"huh its a slave and its ugly and short; Zim says that the humans are as tall as us but dumb."
The red tallest asked,"Should we give Zim a punishment for lieing about humans being tall and dumb?
The purple tallest said,"aha You see I knew things that are tall aren't dumb!"
Dib said,"you know I'm right here and you know you guys are tall and dumb so tall things can be dumb."
The pruple tallest replied,"shut it we aren't dumb, you're dumb for geting captured, which proves things that are tall are more superior to things that are short."