The Dragon Twin Sisters

Hiri: "Painter of the winds"

Deidara's twin sister

Age: 19 and two minutes, 43 seconds older than Deidara

Height: 5 feet 5 inches

Weight: Why do you care?

Gender: Female

Blood type: AB

Ring: Snake

Ring Position: Right pinkie

Abilites: She has a very good chakra supply, but uses it unwisely. Hiri has an earth and wind-style justu. Including exploding clay, she has another important justu: the art of the wind. Like Sai, she using a paintbrush. She enters chakra into the paintbrush and manipulates wind to paint weapons, animals, etc. in midair. Her art is fleeting and departing quickly. No genjustu. Tai-justu is excellent. She doesn't have the scope like Deidara, but she sharp eyes that can see long distances. Long-distance.

Classification: Anbu; then S- rank Missing-ninja

From: Konoha

Usually wears: Whatever she wants

Personaility: A loud Jashin who loves to fight. She loves sacrificing people to Jashin. She always ends in "yep" or "sure". She is a very peculiar person.

BF: Hidan

Appearance: Looks like a younger and more feminine version of Deidara.

Hesper Hoshgaki- "Demon of the water"

Kisame's younger sister

Age: 19

Height: 5 feet 8 inches

Weight: Not telling

Gender: Female

Blood Type: O

Ring: Shark

Ring Position: Left index finger

Abilities: Hesper fights recklessly. She never plans things out. Rather large chakra supply. Hesper excels in Earth, wind, water, fire, and lighting. However, her favorite is water because of her ability to speak to fish. The water that she manipulates comes alive (literally). She can turn into water. She sucks at genjustu and highly respects Itachi's sharigun. She is fine at taijustu. Hiri wields a large curved sword (pictured below).

Classification: Anbu

From: Konoha

Personaility: She has many mood swings. She is a very interesting person. She gives a nickname for everyone she meets. She claims that she water is art and should last forever in memory.

Usually wears: A T-shirt and black pants. She never wears skirts, makeup, or dress. Hiri is also considering cloaks a no.

Appearance: Does not look like Kisame. She has long aqua blue hair. Her eyes are cold and grey. She also has very sharp teeth.

BF: Sasori

Story starts:

*Kisame's Pov*

Deidara and I were summoned to Leader's office for a mission. In the back of my head, I wondered why Leader-sama (A/N: Sama is a term used to people that you respect highly.) paired me with Deidara and Tobi (A/N: Tobi is in the Akatsuki in this story). I mean I can work much better with Itachi or Sasori. The main thing I was thinking about was how annoying Tobi can be.

"What you do think Kisame-san? Is Tobi a good boy? Is he? Is he?"

I sighed. "Deidara, how do you put up with him?"

Deidara smirked. "Like this."

Deidara turned around to Tobi. He grabbed his shoulders and begun shaking him violently. "Shut up, Tobi! You are not a good boy!"

Tobi cried. "Tobi thought he was a good boy."

I sighed. This mission was going to be long.

Deidara knocked on the door, and we entered the dark gloomy cave. (Hiri: Do all bad guys like the color black? Hesper: No! Itachi is a bad guy, and he likes the color pink. Hiri: O.o)

Leader looked up from his pile of paper that was sitting in front of him. "Tobi? What are you doing here? I didn't summon you here!"

Tobi waved his arms. "Tobi wanted to ask Leader-sama if Tobi is a good boy?"

Leader rubbed his temples. "What I have to do in order to gain world domation." He coughed. "Yes Tobi, now go run along to Sasori. I think he helps help to fix his puppets."

Tobi cheered. "Tobi will be a good boy and help Sasori." He ran out of the room. After 5 seconds, Tobi quickly ran back. "Leader-sama? Where's Sasori's room?"

"Down the hall third door to the left." Leader sighed, already very used to this.

"Which hand is the left again?"

"Just go now."

"Yes sir!"

"Now Kisame, Deidara, you two are going to recruit two members for the Akatsuki. They both live in Konoha. Both are Anbu members, so be very careful."

I frowned. "Leader-sama, with all due respect, why were we picked to go after these two?"

Leader closed his eyes. "These two are much more powerful than all of the Akatsuki. If they refuse to join and attack, the members I send will be done for. I think you have a good chance since you know these two."

"Okay what are the guys' names?" Deidara asked.

Leader chucked. "These girls are Hiri and Hesper." He pulled out two pictures. "Your sisters."

*Narrator and Konoha*

It was a quiet,normal day in Konoha. (Hesper: They don't get a lot of those, do they? Hiri: Shh.) Leaves rustled in the light breeze. The wind circled again the Hokage Mountain. Shopping in the streets and laughing at each others comments, civilians were enjoying the beautiful day. Birds flew over the houses. Nothing could disturb the quiet, peaceful afternoon.

"HESPER, HIRI! GIVE ME BACK MY BOOK!!!" Well, nothing expect for that.

"Hiri, quick I'll distract him while you go on ahead." Hesper waved while running as fast as she could.

"Are you sure that you won't get distracted? You know, with you're ADHA and all, yep." Hiri frowned.

"I'll be fine. Go!" Hesper turned around to face the wrath of Kakashi. "Hey, Scarecrow-senpai (A/N: Kakashi means scarecrow. Senpai is a term used to people in same class of higher status or age) look at this!"

Hesper pulled out an orange manual for fixing washing machines that looked like Icha Icha Paradise. "Come get it!"

"Give it!" He lunged.

Hesper smirked. "Oh, maybe I'll give it a wash in the river. Or maybe it would appeal to your students liking? Or maybe I can use it as a chew toy for ninja dogs. What do you think Scarecrow-senpai?"

Kakashi had a very dangerous glare in his right eye. "You so much as lay one finger on the book, and I will kill you. And that's a washing machine manual you're holding."

"Frosted Fudge Muffins! Hiri! Run faster! He saw through my clever trick."

Kakashi anime sweatdropped. He waved his hand. "It wasn't that clever."

Hesper was too far away to hear him.

15 minutes later, Hiri and Hesper ran to the training ground that had three logs. Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto were quietly talking to each other when the two thieves (Hiri: I'm not a thief! How dare the author call me a thief. I'll show that…) ran from the bushes.

Hesper sat down and tried to catch her breath. "He won't catch us here."

Hiri frowned as see looked at Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto. "Who are they, yep?"

Hesper looked at Naruto like he was a bowl of ramen and licked her lips. "Their Kakashi's brats. SasuGAY, Saruto, and fangirl."

Sasuke growled. "I'm not gay."

Naruto frowned. "My name's Naruto not Saruto. I'm going to be the Hokage. Believe it!"

Hesper laughed. "A bowl of ramen would sooner become the Hokage than you."

Sakura frowned. "Who are you guys?"

"Hiri, painter of the winds. And the girl with the blue hair? That's Hesper, the queen of idiots, yep." Hiri smiled.

"Hesper, demon of the water," Hesper corrected.

"What are two Anbus doing here?" Sasuke asked.

"We're running away from Kakaski-senpai, yep."

Naruto put that fox-like smile on his face again. "Why?"

"Kid, we've heard that you're a pretty good prankster, but nothing can beat us. We've bleach Iruka's hair white. We've stole the Hokage's hat and sold it on ebay. We've trapped Anko in a ditch. We've spread and rumor that Might Gui was gay. And now, we have stolen Kakashi's book."

"Gime the book!" Naruto lunged for the book.

Hiri anime sweatdropped. "I don't think that he was a pervert, yep."

Naruto grabbed the book out of Hiri's hands and quickly opened to the first page. A large poof and Kakashi appeared behind Hiri and Hesper.

Hiri calmly turned around. "Hey Kakashi-senpai, yep."

Hesper was not as cool and collected as her best friend. "I swear I didn't do it! I swear I did not steal your book! I did not do it! Whatever you want, I don't have."

Kakashi sweatdropped. "Hesper, where's the book?"

"Down the well, yep." Hiri grinned slyly.

Kakashi narrowed his eyes. "Hesper, what did you do to my poor book?"

Hesper looked over to Naruto. "It seems like your students are enjoying the book."

Naruto had a bloody nose. With his wide eyes, open mouth, and fox-like grin, it was hard not to feel uneasy.

Kakashi quickly snatched the book away from Naruto's grasp. "500 laps around Konoha. You too Hesper and Hiri."

"You can't order us around. We're both Anbu, yep." Hiri protested.

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "You're the worst Anbu I've ever seen."

Hesper and Hiri were on him in a flash. There was a clay dragon wrapped around Sasuke's legs. Ropes of water were tying Sasuke to the ground. Hiri held a painted kunai to his neck. Hesper held her curved sword, Umionito (A/N: Water demon sword), to Sasuke's head while two water swords were pointing to his heart.

"What did you say, boy?" Hesper whispered sounded like a demon.

Sasuke tried not to gulp. "Nothing."

Kakashi chuckled. "Sasuke, when they were 7 they joined the Anbu. When they were 8, they surpassed me. They're not the worst Anbu. Hiri and Hesper are known as the Dragon twins. They both use dragons in their justu."

Hesper immediately growled at Kakashi. "It's not justu. It's art!"

Hiri nodded. "Art is fleeting and short." The dragon around Sasuke's legs flew to the air. "Art is so lovely because it's there one moment, and it's gone around. Katsu! Art is a bang, yep!!!"

Hesper chuckled. "That's your idea of art? As much as I respect you Hiri, that's a lame idea of art. Art is supposed to last for a long time or maybe for eternally." The water swords turned into a water dragon. "It lasts forever. In the memory and in the heart." The water dragon turned towards the sky and flew off.

Kakashi sighed. "Are you guys still fighting over that? What is it? A 12 years old argument?"

"13, yep." Hiri corrected.

Kakashi sighed. "And I almost forgot the reason why I quit the Anbu."

After 5 hours, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, and Naruto had left because Naruto was hungry and suggested that Kakashi treated them to ramen.

The two friends decided to hang out together.

Hesper sensed something watching them. She looked over to Hiri. Did she know the growing danger? "Hey Hiri, you know that my pet rat's grown another tail. Now she has two." Hesper and Hiri have known each other for so long that they made up codes. When someone was following them, they said the word "Tail" and said the number of people who were tailing them.

Hiri nodded. "I already know that. Remember? You told me."

After five minutes, the strangers were still there.

Hiri nodded again. "Now, sure!"

Hiri turned around and quickly painted special kunai that had wings. After she was done, the kunai flew and hit their target. Hesper made shuriken out of water and aimed them at the enemies.

"Who are you and what do you want?" Hesper shouted. "If you're Gui, then you have 3 seconds before we come kick your butt."

Deidara and Kisame stepped out of the bushes.

Hiri gasped. "Dei-dei? Is that you, yep?"

Deidara smiled. "The one and only, yeah."

Hesper narrowed her eyes. "Hey fishsticks, who are you?"

Kisame did an amine fall while Deidara slapped his knees, and begun laughing at Kisame's expression.

"I'M NOT A FISH!!! I'M A SHARK!!! A DANGEROUS DEMON SHARK! FEAR ME!!! ROWR!!!!"

"Sure you are, Nemo."

"Don't you remember me?"

Hesper frowned and rubbed her chin. "Large sword…ugly appearance…sharp teeth…quick to be angered…" She gasped. "You're Zabuza! Right?"

Kisame cried. "You don't remember me?"

"You're Haku right?"

"Hesper, Haku's dead, yep." Hiri sweatdropped.

"Oh, really? No wonder he stopped calling me."

Kisame frowned. "Don't you remember calling me sushi?"

Deidara was red from the lack of oxygen.

"Kisame??!?! That's you!! You're different. You smell terrible. You look like something that the Loch Ness monster swallowed and spat back out."

Kisame sighed. "After all those years, you'll still the same."

"Nah, I've grown a few feet."

Kisame sighed. "No, I meant mentally."

"Phsew, I gotton stronger mentally. I don't have ADHD anymo-hey look a flower!!!"

Hiri hit her on the head. "Pay attention, yep!"

Hesper frowned. "I'm paying attention to the flower!"

Deidara sighed. "She's like Tobi, yeah."

Hesper looked up at Deidara. "Who's the ugly blondie, Kisame?"

"I'm not a blondie…I'm also not ugly, yeah!!" Deidara yelled. "And my name is known throughout all of the shinob (sp?) world. Everyone trembles at the mere whisper of my name. The very heavens shake when they think of my name. It is written in everyone's mermory. It is Deidara. It is,"

"Never heard of it." Hesper cut in.

"It's written in every bingo book, yeah." Deidara said.

"I never read the bingo book." Hesper confirmed.

Hiri sighed. "Why didn't you read the bingo book, yep?"

Hesper smilied. "Because I threw into the bonfire."

Kisame sweatdropped. "She's worse than Tobi."

"What you guys doing here, umm?" Hiri barked.

"Going Christmas shopping," Kisame said.

Hesper jumped up and down. "It's Christmas already?!! Why didn't you tell me, Hiri?!?! We were going to give Sasuke to Orochimaru as a Christmas present!!!"

Hiri sighed. "It's June, umm."

"We wanted to recruit you to the Akatsuki. You wanna join?" Kisame asked.

Hiri and Hesper looked at each other. They nodded. "Yeah, what the heck /umm?"

Hesper sighed. "I have nothing better to do."

Hiri frowned. "We just like to say something…"

Hesper nodded. "Where in the world did you get such awesome hats?!?!?!?"

Kisame sighed. "You want to join for the hats?"

Hiri shook her head. "No, we want to join for the hats and the cloaks!! They're awesome, yep!!!"

Deidara sighed. "Idiots."

"We are not idiots!!!!!" Hesper yelled. She grabbed Deidara's shoulders and started to shake them violently. "Get it right, blondie!"

Kisame nodded. "Still the same sister."