Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)
By Colin
A/N: This is my first filk, so please don't flame…I have no idea why Draco is Spanish and suddenly likes Harry, but I could picture this music video so vividly I had to do it. Enjoy…
Draco (dressed in a white leisure suit and sombrero, strumming a ukulele) (In a strange, garbled voice):
Harry Potter is my hero!
Hermione, Cho and Ginny:
Give it to me Harry!
Neville, Seamus and Dean:
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Repeat 2x
Harry:
And all the witches say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!
*Music*
Draco:
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro cinco cinco seis!
Ron:
Ya know it's kinda hard just to get along today
Harry Potter's cool but he's humble anyway
He may not have a girlfriend and he may not have a clue
But you can always count on him to beat up You-Know-Who!
All (except Harry):
So don't debate…poor Potter's fate!
You know he'll always end up winnin' anyway
On the battlefield…he'll keep it real!
He'll find a way…He'll find a way!
If you're filled with hate just like Professor Snape
At least you know you can always jump in Hogwarts' lake!
The world hates Slytherins so
Hey! Hey! Jump in Hogwarts' lake!
Hermione, Cho and Ginny:
Give it to me Harry!
Neville, Seamus and Dean:
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Repeat 2x
Harry:
And all the witches say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!
Ron:
He needs a cool broom
And a great one, he is told
When his Nimbus bit the dust
Then he got a Firebolt!
Now cruisin' down in Hogsmeade
He sees wizards as he pass
But if they see his scar
Then they'll line up to kiss his ass!
All (except Harry):
So don't debate…poor Potter's fate!
You know he'll always end up winning anyway
On the battlefield…he'll keep it real
He'll find a way…he'll find a way
If you're filled with hate just like Professor Snape
At least you know you can always jump in Hogwarts' lake
The world hates Slytherins so
Hey! Hey! Jump in Hogwarts' lake!
Ron:
Now he's fighting Voldemort, yeah
He's gettin' it done
Hit him with a spell
Then he thought he'd better run!
Friends say he takes it too hard
And he's really earned a break
He's always off battling
With that stupid snake!
Hermione, Cho, and Ginny:
Give it to me Harry!
Neville, Seamus, and Dean:
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Repeat 2x
Draco:
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro cinco cinco seis!
All (Except Harry):
So don't debate…poor Potter's fate!
You know he'll always end up winning anyway
On the battlefield…he'll keep it real
He'll find a way…he'll find a way
If you're filled with hate just like Professor Snape
At least you know you can always jump in Hogwarts' lake
The world hates Slytherins, oh!
The world hates Slytherins so
Let's get rid of Slytherins and
Hey! Hey! Jump in Hogwarts' lake!
Author's note: Ha! Wow, that was retarded. Oh, well, maybe some strange person out there liked it anyway. By the way, I don't hate Slytherins (hey, it rhymed…), this song doesn't make sense, and I will probably never write a filk again.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to J.K. Rowling, and the song "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" belongs to The Offspring. I guess that's it…
Dedicated to Meagan – it was her suggestion that I write a filk – and PixyChick (my sister Lauren), for helping me out with some of this. Happy 14th Birthday, Lauren!