Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King
"I got it Master Yoh!" screamed Ryu. He's got a broom on his hands, walking toward the wall where the pest rested. "You won't get away now, you little prick"
But Ryu didn't get the chance to hit it as it flew over to his face.
"Waaaahhh! Get it off me!" He frantically ran all over the house and tripped over the center table. "I'm so sorry Master Yoh," He panted "it's too strong for me.."
Ryu lay unconscious on the floor with a huge lump on his forehead.
Yoh has taken refuge on the flipped over couch. "Alright, I need to do something!" He's firm on his resolve.
"Anybody home?"
Yoh peeked and saw Horohoro on the threshold.
"Horo! Take cover!"
"What?"
"Take cover damn it!" Yoh sprinted for Horo and dragged him near the sofa.
"What the hell is your problem Yoh?"
"Ssh! Be quiet!"
"Look dude, I got things to do so..." Horo stood up and just as he turned his head, he saw the thing flying towards him. He instinctively called forth his power spirit and froze the whole room. "Shit! I missed!"
"Would you just get down?"
Suddenly, the floorboards started to shake.
"Now what?" This really isn't my day, Yoh thought to himself.
Hundreds of various weapons came out of the floor which made Yoh shrieked. No doubt, it was Ren.
"Ren! What's the big idea?" Horohoro complained.
"Shut up blue boy. I'm trying to kill the pest."
"What in Kami's name, happened in here?"
Their gaze shifted to the blonde haired girl and her murderous glare.
"A-anna!"
Yoh jolted up from where he's hiding just as the pest made its way to Anna.
She didn't even move from her spot. She simply swatted it away, successfully killing it.
"Sugoi!" cheered Horohoro.
"Yoh..." she started.
"I-I.. I'm SORRY!" Yoh bows down.
Slap!
"That's for ruining the floorboards." Ren drops to the floor, completely stunned.
Slap!
"That's for freezing the whole room" Horohoro landed on next room, unconscious.
"Anna-okami, I'm terribly sor-"
Slap!
Ryu's knocked out again.
Here comes the big one.
SLAP!
Yoh flew to the backyard and landed, face first on the ground.
"Idiots." Anna was very frustrated with Yoh and his friends. "I can't believe a little cockroach induced all of this."
Author's Note: I'm trying to be funny, yes. I just thought of this yesterday when a cockroach flew over the living room and had everyone, except me of course, screaming at the top of their lungs. Even tough guys would flinch at the sight of a flying cockroach. :P Please review!
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~ash