Bonfire Heart

Chapter 1 - Your Mouth is a Revolver

"I'll kill you myself you Welsh wanker!"

Captain James looked up from his desk wondering what Smurf had do to upset Dawes this time. Since the bonding exercise the troop had gelled well together and Molly and Smurf had been getting along famously (somewhat to the captains displeasure). The Captain's "thing" for Dawes had not lessened as he had hoped and he regularly caught himself watching her or thinking about her.

Before he could let his mind wander too far he was bought back into the real world with a loud crash and more shouting from outside of his room. He drew a deep sigh and pushed himself up, evidently whatever the problem was it was not going to blow over and he was going to have to intervene.

As he walked towards the door he listened for any clues on what the disturbance was about and who, other than Smurf and Dawes was involved. He flung his door open ready to demand an answer to the breach of peace, however words failed him at the scene he was greeted with.

Smurf was stood wearing a black lace bra over his plain army issue t-shirt while wielding what appeared to be a bin lid. Molly was in her standard off duty shorts (aka the hotpants from hell as the captain had dubbed them) and an oversized west ham shirt.

She was standing with her back towards him and although she was less than a meter away from him she clearly had no idea he was there.

Before the Captain could say anything two things happened almost simultaneously that took the situation from odd to downright ridiculous. Firstly Dawes, in search for a weapon to use against Smurf, span round and into Captain James causing them to both fall into a heap on the floor. Secondly the reminder of two section rounded the corner, their chatter coming to an eerie silence as they were greeted by the scene of the young medic sat on top of their captain and Smurf looking on while stood in a bra.

Mansfield Mike broke the silence. "Well this is a bit kinky."

With that two section burst into a fit of hysterics while Dawes turned an alarming shade of red and unfortunately for the Captain squirmed slightly. He shot up pulling Dawes up with him and trying not to think about what her wriggling had just done to him. He positioned her in front of him and let his hand linger slightly on her hip telling himself that she still seemed a little unsteady from the fall.

"Can one of you cockwombles explain what the hell is going on here?" The Captain was starting to get a little annoyed at not knowing what was going on around him. To his surprise it was Molly who turned around to face him and provide the answer.

"Well Sir, Smurf and mines mail got a bit mixed up and well…." She paused looking at Smurf stood in her new Bra. She giggled the madness of the situation finally catching up with her. "Well it's a Boux Avenue one"

Smurf looked at the bra trying to find any distinguishing features hidden away that would make it special from any other bra. To his disappointment only finding the makers label saying Boux Avenue.

Captain James stared at her as if she had grown another head "So you declared war against Smurf because it's Boux Avenue?"

"Sir it may take you a cup of coffee to become a fully functioning soldier every morning, but for me my nicks are as much of my uniform as my helmet." She stormed passed the Captain snatching the bra off Smurf and pushing passed the rest of 2 section.

Dangle-berries turned to the group. "So she wears those fancy pants bras and nicks under her uniform every day?" With that two section turned back to head back to their tent and the captain was once again left alone contemplating what had just happened.

Captain James stood staring at where two section had just been standing, trying not to think of Molly, no Dawes, in fancy lingerie under her army uniform. She really was going to be the death of him, thank god it wasn't long until they'd be leaving back for Brize Norton.

He shook his head trying to clear the images that had flooded his mind, he was going to have to find her and try to sort things out. He let out a sigh and set of in the direction of the medic's tent.