One day shrek was chilling in his swamp with his friend Donkey and his wife Fiona. Donkey had bought a book he wanted to show to Shrek.

"It's called the Communist Manifesto, "Donkey said. "Im too dumb to be able to read it so I was hoping you could do it for me. "

Fiona gasped. "I know that book! It's my favorite book ever " she reached into her hair and pulled it out along with a red flag that had a hammer and sickle on it. "I'm a communist. "

Shrek was very surprised by all this. He too knew the book and he had read it however... "I don't like communism." he said, "I'm a hardcore capitalist you know. " he felt betrayed by his wife knowing she was commie scum..

Fiona too felt betrayed at this knowledge. "My own husband a capitalist pig!" she exclaimed.

"Shouldn't it be obvious I'm a capitalist I literally rescued you because I didn't want to share, " Shrek told her.

Donkey was very confuse by this drama. "I just wanted to read this book, " he said.

Shrek grasped the book and yeeted it away into a bunch of mud. Fiona shrieked. "Communism is bad that's all you need to know!" he told Donkey.

"OK. " Donkey said.

"No your wrong communism is awesome!" Fiona yelled.

"OK" Donkey said.

"Let's settle this. Well have a debate and whoever successfully convinces Donkey is right," Shrek suggested to Fiona.

"I'm convinced, " Donkey said

Buy nobody listened to him because he stupid

"OK, let's do it. "Fiona said she pulled out her phone "I'll go first. " she started playing the national anthem of the USSR. Shrek didnt understand how she had a phone in the medival times or whatever period they're living in and also the USSR didn't exist yet... But OK he accepted this anyway.

"Communism is good because sharing is good. As a kid we're told sharing is caring and that's a big fact you know, " Fiona said. "Capitalism is just keeping everything for yourself. It's evil. "

"OK" Donkey said "I do like sharing."

"yes"

Fiona turned off her phone and now it was Shrek's turn.

"I don't want to share, " he said. "This is my swamp. It's mine. Not the state's. "

"Hm, " Donkey said.

"When you hoard the wealth for yourself it means the poor don't get anything you need to share your house for the greater good, " Fiona told him.

"Why" Stalin asked

"Because it's good, "she answered

"Venezula," Shrek said.

Donkey being stupid was almost won by Shrek's argument but then Fiona said something so amazing it just blew him away.

"that isn't real communism. "

"OK you've convinced me, " Donkey said. "I'm a communist now. "

"What about you Shrek?" Fiona asked her husband.

Shrek began to cry and Fiona and Donkey slurped up the tears feeding off the suffering of capitalist pigs.

"Stop" he said. "I'm not a capitalist pig anymore. You're right Fiona I just didn't want to share my swamp. "

Fiona smiled at her husband. "This is our swamp now, comrade. "

And they kissed.