This is a short one-shot of Sherlock and John texting each other. Takes place after A Scandal in Belgravia, but before Hounds of the Baskervilles. Hope you like!

Blue TARDIS Everdeen

John, you said you were going to Amy's. –SH

Well I'm sorry. I got a little sidetracked….Mycroft really needs to stop kidnapping me. –John

Ah. Will speak to him. –SH

Good. Did you find out anything about those huge paw prints we found? Because apparently, Mycroft is interested as well. –John

Oh dear. –SH

Exactly what I thought….but slightly more colourful. –John

Ah. Am moving out of service so I cannot text for much lon-

But you ALWAYS have service. Everywhere we go, even in the country side….you have bloody good service. –John

Can't-trapped-no-

I'm coming. Hold on. There goes my date. –John

Stay-I'm-fine. –SH

No you're not. You say that but you never are. YOU stay there. I'm coming. –John

Stay. For your own good. I have to do this. To save your li-

Sherlock? SHERLOCK! I'm coming! –John

STAY!-SH

No! I wont let you die! You forgot I was in the Military. I was trained in defense. To save the people who matter. And YOU MATTER. I'm already in a cab, anyway. –John

No. Stay. And that's and ord-

Dammit Sherlock! You really can be a stubborn arse. I. AM. COMING. No matter what you say. –John

Did you take the first ca-

No I took the second. I'm almost there now. Just hang on! –John

Get out of th-

I'll be fine. I brought my gun. Nearly there. –John

No. Please. Don't. –SH

I'll be fine. –John

Free T-Mobile message: Water Damage.

NO! -John

~~~~~~~~~~~~LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

John, it's me. The number is different, due to a damaged phone. But it's me. I'm fine. Will explain once I get back into UK. –SH

Thank GOD. You almost gave me a bloody heart attack! –John

Sorry. I jtst abot gad me two. Vat? Shtuped phone. –SH

Sherlock? What's wrong? Did someone drug you again? Great. Just perfect. –John

No. Jst shrtsircutn. –SH

You know you're not supposed to text when this happens. No one can understand you. –John

Ok. S u katr. –SH

*Sigh* Fine. –John