Hell is an Understatement

A/N: It's been awhile since I've written fanfic so umm... yeah xD LOL It's a rocky start I know...bear with me :)
Disclaimer: I own nothing, it belongs to Kripke.
Summary: Just when you think Gabriel's gone - he isn't. With nothing going on between heaven nor hell, Gabriel feels the need to de-age Sam and Dean. Guess who's stuck watching them? You guessed it! "Goddamn idgits," Bobby mutters from somewhere far off...
AUish? Bobby is still alive and so is Gabe. :3

Chapter 1

"Get off my back Sammy! I'm eating my damn pie," Dean says angrily, waving his hand at Sam as if that'll make him disappear.

Sam gives his bitchface #97 and puts his hands on his hips, "Dean, put the damn thing down and eat a real meal. Please? This really isn't good for your health. Bobby tell him!"

The boys crashed at Bobby's place for the meantime since heaven and hell were quiet and it felt nice to be with other family.

Bobby grumbles from the kitchen, "Don't drag me in your sissy fight."

"Hah!" Dean exclaims, shoving his face with pie as Sam shouts "Bobby!" in unison.

"Sam please stop telling me how to live my life, do I ever tell you not to eat crap rabbit food?" Dean asks and Sam glares back.

"It is NOT rabbit food! Don't you talk about my diet that way," Sam encounters.
"Not to mention your weird love for a peanut butter and banana sandwich..." Dean mutters.
"Oh my god - you're one to talk!" The younger Winchester brother shouts.
"What the hell are you talking about?!" Dean exclaims.
"Three words. Busty Asian Beauties," Sam fires.
Dean stands up and glares, "Don't you dare! Porn is off limits! How the hell are you going to talk shit about my preferences?"
Sam scoffs, folding his arms across his chest, "OK, how about Baby? Oh? Did I strike a nerve?"

"YOU BITCH!" Dean shouts, trying to swing at Sam.

Sam dodges, "JERK!"
They began bickering back and forth while Bobby was in the kitchen throwing the burnt pasta out the window for the stray dogs. He runs in to stop the fight after hearing a crash.
"HEY - " Bobby starts but gets cut off when within a span of five seconds, both brothers go from grown men to two five year olds.
Literally.

"BO-O-OBBY! DEAN HIT ME!" Sam shouts as he began crying.
Dean immediately looks down at him, and wow it's been a long time since he looked down at him rather than up, "I did not!" he says defensively, "Sammy please don't cry. I'm sorry, ok?! Gosh."
"You suck Dean!" the younger Winchester says.
"I do not. You do," Dean says angrily, "Cry baby!"
Sam cries louder and Bobby looks smitten.
"Balls!" Bobby says.