Heyyy people who have decided they would like to read my little story!

I hope you like this - it's an idea that's been floating around in my head for a while. Wow i have to tell you i just bit my tongue while sneezing and damn did it hurt.

Oh, and just to clear up here in England when we put gas in a car we put the gas in then remember the Gas pump number and go up to the till inside the station and tell the worker that number and then you pay. If you do the exact same thing in America, or wherever you live just ignore this lol.

And a little fact for you here we call it petrol not Gas, but 'cos i'm nice i used the word Gas to avoid confusing your brains :)

Disclaimer: I'm serious i don't own iCarly. I'm sure if i did it everyone here would worship me, but they don't (I know hard to believe lol Jokes!)

"Now you go and get in line to pay whilst I put the gas in the car." Freddie said as he pulled into the gas station, parking his car into the nearest slot.

"I think you should go and get in line to pay and I should put the gas in the car." Sam replied as she picked aimlessly at a small hole in the passengers seat of Freddie's car.

Freddie sighed. It was going to be hard to persuade Sam, but the least he could do was try.

"Listen Sam if you let me put the gas in, you can go and pay and then we'll get to the store quicker and you can have your ham quicker." Freddie said turning to Sam, attempting to reason with her. "And stop defacing my property." He added pulling Sam's hand away from the now larger hole in the seat.

"Ok, ok don't get your anti bacterial panties in a twist." She said getting out of the car and shutting the door behind her.

Freddie waited shocked for a moment, before he managed to speak.

"You mean your actually going to listen to me and go pay?" He asked amazed at how easily Sam had given up.

Sam gave Freddie a questioning look through the window.

"I said y-oh you can't hear me." He stretched across his seat towards the window and rolled it down.

"I said are you actually going to listen to me and go up there and pay." He asked.

Freddie immediately felt uneasy when he saw a small smirk on Sam's face.

"Course not." She said obviously.

"You always use premium right?" She asked turning around to pick up the gas pump.

"What? No, Sam stop!" Freddie shouted jumping out of the car. He ran round the back across to where Sam had just unscrewed the Gas cap on the vehicle.

He grabbed the gas pump trying to pull it out of Sam's grasp, but she had a firm hold.

"Oww!" Freddie cried as Sam elbowed him in the stomach.

"Get out of my way Fredward!" Sam said trying to elbow Freddie again, but this time he dodged it quickly moving himself to the side along with Sam and the pump. He smiled as he managed to dodge another one of Sam's elbow attacks, but instead he hit the side of the car hard.

"Sam…Sam just let go…" He panted still keeping both hands gripped tightly on the pump.

"No you let go Bens – ow!" Sam cried, somehow Freddie had managed to sandwich Sam's little finger between the sharp point on the handle of the gas pump and his hand.

"Stop…stop it, FREDDIE!" She screamed.

"No you stop!" Freddie shouted back at her not realising how much pain she was in.

"FREDWARD!" Sam shrieked before pushing him to the ground. Unintentionally Freddie moved his hand away from Sam's allowing her to move her throbbing pinkie finger away from the sharp point on the handle of the pump and to tackle Freddie to the ground.

By this time the Gas pump lay forgotten somewhere on the ground, as Sam and Freddie rolled around the floor of the Gas station, Sam throwing punch after punch at a defenceless Freddie.


Freddie wordlessly thanked his lucky stars that two employee's had ran out of the Gas station and managed to pull Sam away from him.

They were both being led into the Gas station, Freddie silently fretting over the situation or more so what his mother would say when she found out, and Sam thrashing in the large man's hold.

"Let me go!" She shouted for the tenth time.

The men led the two into a small closet sized room in the back of the station. They both pushed Sam and Freddie into the pathetic excuse for a room and finally let go of the two.

"Stay here till I get my boss." The larger one said, before walking out, the second guy in tow.

"You're not leaving us in-" Sam stopped mid-sentence as they both heard the small clinking noise indicating that the door had been locked.


Spencer gave thumbs up to a beaming Carly and an apprehensive Mrs Benson, as they sat on the couch waiting for him to get off of the phone and fill them in on whether their plan had worked.

"So, I'm guessing that thumbs up meant everything went smoothly?" Carly asked as Spencer flipped his phone off.

"Yeah, it totally worked!" He said pumping his fists in the air. "And like I said they would, Sam and Freddie practically set it up themselves. Socko says they started arguing over who was going to put the gas in the car and then he got two of his employees to take them both and lock them in the back room." Spencer finished smiling.

"And I thought you were lying when you said Socko owned that Gas Station." Carly said patting her brother on the back.

"Nope I don't l-"

Spencer was cut off when they heard a small wail coming from the couch. They looked over to Mrs Benson who had her head in her hands and seemed to be trembling slightly.

"My poor, poor Freddie's going to be so scared. I can't believe I let you two talk me into this." She exclaimed quickly looking up at Spencer and Carly, her blue eyes bulging.

"Don't worry Mrs B, it's all for the best." Carly said putting a hand on Mrs Benson's shoulder.

"Don't you tell me this is all for the best!" She shrieked shrugging Carly's comforting hand off of her shoulder. Carly slowly backed away from the irritable Mrs Benson hoping that this was all for the best. One of the main reasons being that she knew Mrs Benson would go spare with her if her 'Freddie-kins' didn't come out of that Gas Station safe and sound AND happily in love.


"We've been in here ten freaking minutes Freddork and you're so lucky I haven't gone out to kick those guys' heads in. Where the hell have they gone?" An infuriated Sam shouted as she banged on the door from her position on the floor

Freddie was pacing the floor waiting anxiously for the door to open.

"That's it." Sam said jumping up and delving into her pocket.

"Look Sam let's not be irrational about this we should just try and be calm…" Freddie carried on talking and pacing the room not taking notice of Sam trying to pick the lock with her hair pin.

"…maybe if we sit quietly for a little while they'll come and let us go just like that and then I won't have to-"

"What the…" Freddie was cut off by Sam. He turned round and saw that she'd managed to unlock the door.

"Oh my gosh Sam you opened it and…." Freddie stopped and stared open mouthed at the sight in front of him just as Sam was.

"Those skunk bags locked us in!" Sam exclaimed as she ran towards the door.

They could see that the door and windows had all been shut with metal shutters from the outside and each one locked as Sam went round to check.

Sam kicked the door hard before turning to a stunned Freddie.

"H…what …how…how could they do that to us? We…we were polite, well I... I was and we waited patiently and…and they just lock us in here and go." Freddie said astounded.

"And they've taken all the snacks!"

So, how did you guys like it then? That's a hint to tell me in a review if you like, because i LOVE reviews!!

Thanks - Alana'Banana (do not ask why i've just randomly started calling myself Alana'Banana now, because i really don't know haha.)

P.S - The next chapter should be up soon, as i'm already half done with it.

P.P.S - Never eat pickle juice with crushed olives, chilli powder, milk and mint ice cream with a nice little strawberry on top (Seriously i am warning you! I did it as a dare, because i do NOT chicken out if a dare, but i'm never gunna do that again *shudder* It resulting in me getting a nice 4 hours off of school though lol.)