101 Sleepless Nights
Death of the Fan Girls
Sasuke looked around at the pool of slowly thickening pool of blood. He sighed; this was going to be VERY hard to explain to the Hokage of the former ninja that tried to attack him. 'I guess I should be upset that they died,' he thought icily, on the other hand, there were no more fan girls to attack him ever again! Yes, from now on it would be easy living………
Beep, beep, beep! Sasuke sighed, for the twentieth time this month. "Damn, I thought they were actually dead this time." he said icily, managing not to show any emotion while saying this (minus the fact that he snapped as he said damn (hey, it was very hard for him to act like he didn't care whether they really died or not!)).
Poor fan girls never had a chance; Sasuke just didn't care about anyone. Over the years, girls always had huge crushes on Sasuke. But, he always tuned them out; vengeance had a way of doing that to a person. Ironic, ain't it?
In the same tone Sasuke calmly said, "Come on out, Ino," "Please, Sasuke, just your shirt?" Ino questioned eagerly. "Well…nah, I don't feel like it." Sasuke admitted in his head that she had found a good hiding place this time. It took him a good 55 seconds to figure out where she was hiding.
'Well that definitely wasn't a learning experience.' Ino thought grumpily on her way home. Sasuke had just kicked her out of his wonderfully Sasuke-filled apartment for the thousandth time this month. (Sigh!)For the first fifty times, just seeing his wonderful smiling, sleep-filled face gave her a high for the rest of the day. That was the only time he showed any emotion, go-figure. But now she was ready for the next stage, maybe him flexing before he found her. She shrugged at this point. 'Next time I'll just have to find a better hiding spot.'
Naruto awoke with a start. He had just dreamt that Sasuke had killed all of his pesky fan girls, then walked over to Naruto and kissed him as they stood over Sakura's cooling corpse. "Ewww!" Naruto screamed as he raced to the bathroom to wash his mouth out with soap. He couldn't like Sasuke, Sasuke was his rival, it was Sakura that he loved. Aaah, yes, his beloved Sakura, with her lovely jet-black eyes, goose styled black hair, and… Wait, that was Sasuke! Naruto dry-heaved at the thought. His beautiful Sakura had long, beautiful Gerber daisy pink hair (that was naturally that color, believe it or not, hey, this is Anime we're talking about!) and silver-blue eyes. Aaah…. no, Sasuke was hotter! 'Poor Sakura just can't compete, a real tragedy!' Naruto thought and then realized what he just thought, and washed his mouth out with soap again.
But, as much as he tried to get the dream out of his head, it just kept repeating in his mind! Like a horrible nightmare that keeps returning whenever you try to not think about it. 'Or, a fantasy that I just don't want to admit.' Naruto thought sheepishly. "Ewww, I'm a bloody fan girl!" he screamed, as he spent his whole shower trying to clean off his 'fan girl' stench.
Naruto had finally stopped thinking about his dream when he took the ramen out of the microwave. "Mmmm, why can't I just eat you straight out of the microwave, you tantalizing little devil?" Naruto stated as he waited the long 3 minutes for his ramen to get soft. This was a daily ritual, why just yesterday he called the Ramen his long-lost, delicious lover! 'I think Sasuke had Ramen on his breath when we kissed,' Naruto thought off-handedly, then threw out his Ramen because it reminded him too much of the dream. "It's okay, I'll just have something else for breakfast!" Naruto said nervously (this is the first time something's ever gotten in between him and his first love, ramen.)
Naruto started looking for something in the cabinets. Nope, all Ramen. Wait, there was a box of cereal! Naruto open it excitedly 'God I'm so hungry,' he thought to himself. Naruto stared in blankly, all that was in there were 3 cheerios and a few cobwebs. "Noooooo, the spiders ate my breakfast!" Naruto yelled as he started running around hysterically with tears in his eyes.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Sakura screamed as she fell out of bed. She just had the worst nightmare in her whole entire life. She touched the lightning-shaped scar in the middle of her forehead that stung from the after math of her dream- just kidding, that's Harry Potter, not to mention a totally different country! She had just dreamt that Sasuke had stabbed her in the heart, and as she took her last breaths, she watched Sasuke kiss Naruto right above her! 'I'm gonna kill that B#$& Naruto as soon as I see him. How could he steal my dream about Sasuke!' Sakura thought as she said aloud, "Oh, what an interesting dream," trying desperately to control her temper.
As odd as all 3's mornings were, they were all in for one heck of a day!