Grimsley was a gamblin' man who didn't need no socks. He was a real force to be reckoned with at the poker table. Just mentioning his name at almost any casino made people quake in their boots. The young man really made a name for himself. Obviously, such a suave, established man like Grimsley was perfect in every way.

Wrong. He had One Direction infection.

It started one day while he was watching MTV and a music video called "What Makes You Beautiful" came on. It was like his whole life was leading up to that moment. From that day on, he looked more and more into the boys, gaining more interest in them every day. Eventually, there was no looking back. He was a Directioner. He kept this private. Like he was guarding the secret to getting into heaven. His DVR was cluttered with recordings of shows that the boys were featured in, his closet plastered with posters, CDs laying around everywhere (there was one in every room, just in case Grimsley got urges.) he even had a secret wardrobe filled with 1D t shirts that he would wear while sitting alone in his room, crying over how perfect they are. The only thing Grimsley wishes he could do is blast the boys' music in his car. He would always listen to them in his car, just not on high volume. It's okay if the music was too quiet, though. He was able to provide most of the vocals while in his car (Grimsley has a pretty good voice, it's almost like he could be the 6th member of 1D.) The only person who knew of this obsession was Grimsley's good buddy Burgh. Now Burgh wasn't too into 1D, but Grimsley was his friend so he supported him. Sometimes Grimsley would call Burgh, squealing like a little girl, and saying how many "feels" the boys gave him. Burgh would just say that he was happy that Grimsley found another passion besides gambling. On Grimsley's 24th birthday, Burgh painted him a picture of the boys. Grimsley just kept repeating how his "ovaries are gonna explode" as he stroked the glorious painting. Burgh laughed because Grimsley obviously doesn't understand anatomy.

Though Grimsley had such a passion for the boys, he was kind of embarrassed. He was a grown man who had the reputation of a god at the casino. If it got out that he liked a band aimed at preteen-teen girls...he could kiss everything goodbye. He would be a laughingstock. Even at work, no one could know. Grimsley was almost certain that Caitlin liked the boys, but she doesn't matter. If Shauntal found out...he would just end everything right then and there. He had the biggest crush on Shauntal and it would just be embarrassing as hell if she knew his secret passion. Shauntal wasn't the only person the dark type master had a crush on, though. He always considered himself to be straight, but he couldn't help but to have a weird man-crush on Zayn Malik. Not even Burgh knew this one, however, and Grimsley intended to keep it that way. Forget the other 4 boys, Grimsley could get lost in Zayn's eyes all day long. Grimsley was just another example of how spaghetti doesn't stay straight once it's heated up. B)