Yaay! I'm writting an FB fic using the song Lady Marmalade from Moulin Rouge! I kind of got this idea from Black Mistress..but not really since I've been wanting to make this fic for a loooong time! I hope you enjoy it..I went through a lot of trouble to make this. First, I had to download the music video so I could see how everyone dresses..and my crappy computer would only download the last one I tried. Then, I had to watch that music video over..and..over..THEN I tried to get microsoft word but I couldn't find my disc so now I have to write this as an HTMl..blah..I hate doing that..But it's all worth it if you guys like it! :D So..I hope you do!

The Moulin Rouge - Lady Marmalade. In the stylings of Fruits Basket.

"Su-Chan! There is now way I am doing that!" Kagura yelled, after Arisu had told her, Kisa, and Tohru what she wanted to do for the school talent show. Arisu sweatdropped. "Kagura! Pleaaaase! You didn't complain at the fall festival!" Kagura rolled her eyes. "Well, I was wearing more than a peice of cloth during that!" Tohru sweatdropped as well. "Um..Arisu..are you sure this is a good idea?" "Wah? Not you too, Tohru-chan!" She smiled nervously. "But..Kisa's only twelve..how can she do this..?" "Oo..nice save, Tohru.." Kagura mummbled. "So what! Like she doesn't know what they're talking about.." Everyone turned to Kisa. She was a horrible liar. Kisa let out a sigh. "She's right.."

Arisu smiled triumphantly. "Ha ha! See? I tooold you" Kagura groaned. "Fine..I just hope my Kyo can handle it.." Arisu mummbled under her breath, "He's not your Kyo.." Kagura placed her hands on her hips. "Is too!" Arisu rolled her eyes. "You just keep thinking that..Ok! Now I'm assigning jobs! Kisa, you're in charge for getting the music. Tohru, you need to go buy..er..garters, fishnet stalkings, and a top hat. Other stuff you think might suit the song. Kagura, I need you to go find a red tiara. Don't get a cheap little thing..make it at least look a bit real. And I'll go buy materials for the costumes.." Everyone nodded, then went out of Arisu's room except Arisu who sat on her bed, looking through her material book. (Arisu designs and stuff. :3)

She heard a knock on the door. "Come in!" Kyo came in. "Hey Arisu..I was outside and I-" Arisu cut him off. She looked up from the book, her face filled with worry. "Waaah?! How long were you outside!?" Kyo blinked. "Two seconds.." Arisu sighed. "Oh..yeah. Well, what do you want?" Kyo stared at her awkwardly. "I just heard Kagura mention something about a..garter?" Arisu sat up straight, and laughed nervously. "Ahaha! Well..uh..you know Kagura..she's always been..er..weird! So, I have some work to do now! Buh-bye!" She pushed him out of the room, then wiped sweat of her forehead. "That was close.." she mummbled, then walked over to her bed and started to look through the book again.

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"Haru! Wait up!" Haru turned around to see Kyo running to catch up to him. "What do you want?" He asked. "What exactly do girls to with garters?" Haru sweatdropped. "I'm..not going to answer that.." He started walking again. "Wait! One more question! Do you think Kagura is weird?" "..Yes.." He started walking again.

Kyo was really confused. Why would she be talking about a thing like garters? 'Ah! I got it..they're trying to hook me up with Kagura! I bet it was all Yuki's idea, the damn rat..' He thought, while walked to class. As soon as he sat down, the bell wrang. "Now class. As you all know the school talent show will be in one week. If you havn't signed up yet, now would be a great time.." A few students stood up, and walked over to the teachers desk where they signed their name on a clipboard. Arisu glanced at Kyo a bit. Thankfully, he had signed up earlier. She didn't want him to get suspicious over the whole 'garter' thing. The teacher gave them a few momments to talk about what they would be doing. Arisu noticed that the 'Prince Yuki Fan Club' were talking about something. She rolled her eyes. 'For all we know..it could be a life-size wax model of Yuki-kun with a crown..and the girls doing a play with it..' But then she heard something intresting. It was Haruko and Izumi.

"Do you think our act will get Kyo to ask me out?" Izumi asked, flipping her long blond hair. Haruko giggled. "I'm sure it will! He probably wants to now, but he's just to shy.." Arisu glared at the two girls. "Yeah..we'll see if he asks you out.." she mummbled very quietly. Kagura walked next to Arisu's desk. "Su-chan? Kisa gave me the cd today" Arisu turned around. Cat ears popped out of her head, and a chibi-like smile came on her face. "Yaay! Erm..Tohru? Did you get the..other stuff?" Tohru smiled. "Uh-huh! Here you go!" She handed Arisu a bag. Arisu looked through it quickly. "Ok! Now Kagura, you have to get Kisa after school so we can measure you guys..Oh! And also. Tiara?" Kagura nodded, handed Arisu the tiara, then went back to her seat. Arisu handed the tiara to Tohru.

"Here you go. You're gonna need this." Tohru blinked, then went back to her seat as well.

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"OW!" Kagura rubbed her side painfully. "Su-chan! That hurt!" Arisu sighed. "Well, Kagura..if you'd stop moving so much, maybe I wouldn't be poking you!" Arisu sewed one more stich. "There. I'm done." Kagura sighed. "Finally!" Kagura moved. "I feel so naked in these clothes.." Arisu nodded. "Great. Now you have to change.." Kagura sweatdropped. "But..the bathroom in all the way down the hall.." Arisu thought for a moment. "Hmm..let me reprahse that: Now you have to change unseen.." Kagura glared at her, then grabbed a blanket that was foled on Arisu's bed.

She took her boots off, then wrapped the blanket around her, hiding her usual clothes under her arm before leaving to go get changed. Arisu smiled. "Next!" Kisa walked in the spot where Kagura just was. She was wearing what part of the outfit that Arisu had already made. She felt very self concious in that outfit. Arisu smiled. "Don't worry, Kisa. No one will be able to tell it's you up there!" Kisa sighed, as Arisu started doing the finishing touches on her outfit.

When she was finished, she did the same thing that Kagura did, and Tohru followed suit once she was done. "Now all we have to do is practice! Everyone knows their part, right?" The girls nodded. "Good. Now we just have to learn the dance ruitine!"

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"You want me to put my hand WHERE?!" Kagura yelled at Arisu. "Shh! I told you already! C'mon Kagura! You agreed to do this!" Kagura groaned. "Fine."

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Tohru fell with a thump. "Tohru..you really can't dance in those heels, can you?" Kisa asked, helping her up. Tohru smiled nervously. "I'm sorry! I really am trying!" The three girls sighed. "It's ok.." Kagura said.

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"Kisa..c'mon..whip-cracking isn't that hard!" Arisu said, frustrated. Kisa looked at the floor. "Yes it is.." Arisu rolled her eyes, then went to help her again.

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"Su-chan! ARGH! This is the fifteenth time you've messed up that step!" Arisu sweatdropped. "SORRY! I'm trying!"

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Oi..sorry for all the --'s there..I just wanted to show you all the mistakes everyone made. Whoo! Next it's the..GASP! Talent show! Hmm..I wonder what Izumi and Haruko are up to? How do you think Kyo and Yuki will react? Hey, what about Hiro? And..WAAAAAH?! 'Special' guest in the song? All in the next chaaaapter!