These Piggies are for Aperture Science
Prologue
"I'm in Space"
"So much space, needa see it all! Unh! Uhn!"
Wheatley looked at the Personality Core that served as his only companion. He noted that it seemed to be obsessed with space, thus it was frantically looking around in an attempt to "see it all".
"I wish I could take it all back." Wheatley sad to no one it particular. "I really do. I honestly do… and not just because I'm stranded in space."
"I'm in space!" The Space Core said.
"I know you are, mate! Yup, we're both in space…" Wheatley replied.
"SPAAAAAACE!" The Space Core cried out as it spun around in delight.
"Anyway… You know, if I were to see her again, you know what I'd say?" Wheatley referred to Chell, the female human he had betrayed.
"I'm in space." The Space Core replied.
Wheatley continued ignoring the Space Core. "I would say… I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was bossy…and monstrous. And… I am genuinely sorry."
"I'm in space!" The Space Core said, oblivious to what Wheatley was saying.
"…the end." Wheatley concluded. He resigned himself, facing the fact that he would spend the rest of his life orbiting the Moon, with only the Space Core to keep him company…
Several months passed. Wheatley got to see the dark side of the Moon, and other wonders. But all he wanted was to return to Aperture Science. He knew there was no way he could make it on his own, there wasn't exactly a Management Rail from here to Aperture Science. He wasn't that big of a moron. And then…
"Wait a second…what is THAT?" Wheatley saw a small, purple speck in the distance, growing bigger by the second. Behind it was a pink glow.
"Space? I think that's a part of the space place." The Space Core said, confused.
"No, that purple thing!" Wheatley announced.
"Ba ba, ba ba, ba ba ba! Space." The Space Core said, almost like it was singing.
"Whatever it is, it's not natural. It's headed this way! HEY OVER HERE! It's notice me! Hoorah! Now I can go home!" Wheatley was filled with happiness at the prospect of going home. But then, to his astonishment, he saw the pilots of the small craft. It appeared to be a green boy and a green dog.