These are odviously not my characters.

This is how GH should be:

Bobbie and Mac

Tony and Amy

Luke and Laura (Laura never went crazy)

Felica comes back with Fresco

Gia and Nik

Emily and Zander

Note All characters are the actors they were when Amber Tamblyn was on

Lucy and Kevin

Sean and Tiffany

Hannah and AJ

Jason and Courtney

I'm stealing Troy McGiver from OLTL and giving him to Carly

Ned and Skye

Jax and Brenda

Anna and Robert

Dear Kristina Cassidine never exisited

Alexis who came to PC after law school raised Liz, Liz and Lucky are together. They and Nik and Gia and Zander are not as old as they are now just like freshmen in college like Emily ought to be.

Ofcourse the Q's are still married and such.

Anna, Lex, Laura, Bobbie, Felica and Lucy have a Sex and the City/Fusion girl thing going on.

I'm not sure where I'm going with this but GH is really making me mad so I need to cheer myself up.

I'm also going to take story lines from the past year or so and redo them.

Knock,knock,knock

Sonny went to go get the door as Alexis shot up and headed upstairs.

" What are you doing sit down," Sonny instructed.

" What?" Alexis asked shocked that he'd be okay with people knowing what happened last night. " You – What if it's Carly?"

"Carly and I are divorced."

" I know but-"

Knock,knock,knock

" Sit," Sonny said again getting the door." Hello."

" Hey Sonny I was wondering if you'd seen my mom she didn't-" Elizabeth began but stopped at the sight of Alexis sneaking upstairs." Mom!"

" Liz." Alexis said turning red and making her way downstairs.

" What-" Elizabeth started in shock.

" I'm going to go make coffee," Sonny said giving the two a chance to talk.

" Liz I can explain." Alexis began once Sonny left the room.

" I really don't want an explaination, in fact I really wish I would have stayed home, it's just that I woke up and you weren't there and I didn't hear you come in last night and I was concerned."

" No it's fine really, I should have called but I got – distracted."

" I can see that. I'm going to Kelli's, I'll see you later." Liz said grinning as she left the penthouse.

" You will not believe what I just seen," Liz started to tell Lucky, Gia and Emily as she put on her apron.

" Aliens?" Gia asked," Or a ghost you look like you seen a ghost."

" Thanks," Liz said rolling her eyes," No I seen my mother in Sonny Corenthois shirt having breakfast.

" What!" Lucky exclaimed with uncontrollable laughter." Your mom –Alexis Davis- slept with Port Charles most wanted."

" Wow!" Emily said in shock.

" At least you seen them after and not during," Gia said grinning.

" Gia! How could you say something like that,"Liz demanded. " I mean how would you feel if I gave you the image of your mother having sex with someone."

The mere thought of the thought shut Gia up" Sorry, so what happened?"

" I went to see if Sonny had seen my mom since she hadn't come home and I seen her trying to escape upstairs."

" Wow." Emily said again less shocked and now amused." So is Sonny Corenthois going to be your new step dad?"

" I have no idea," Elizabeth said walking over to a couple who had just enter.

" Hey you- someone got lucky last night," Bobbie said as Alexis sat down at their usual table at the grill.

" How can tell?"

" It's written all over your face," Laura said grinning." Who'd the guy,"

" Hey Felica your back how's your mom?" Alexis asked trying to redirect the conversation.

" No way missy, tell us who the guy is," Lucy demanded.

" Do we know him?" Anna asked.

" Is it who you have been wanting it to be?" Bobbie asked nudging Alexis in the ribs.

" I haven't wanted anyone."

" Please," Lucy said drawing the word out as long as she could.

" You had sex with Sonny didn't you." Anna said laughing.

" I'm leaving."

" Oh no your not, not until you give us details." Lucy ordered.

" It's a rule." Felica insisted.

" Since when."

" Since right before you sat down now- Sonny." Anna said.

" Fine, first let me get a drink."

" It's 12," Laura reminded her.

" It's the afternoon." Alexis argued as the rest tried to surpress laughter.

" Well-" Bobbie urged after Alexis drank the glass of wine and sent for another.

" He was going to put a hit out on this guy and I told him I'd quit if he did, so he called it off."

" And you rewarded him generously," Laura said.

" Anyway this morning Liz came by seen me in his shirt and –"

" Liz is a big girl she'll recover." Bobbie reassured her.

" I know but it still makes me worry. Anyway Felica how's your mom."

" She's good, full recovery," Felica said beaming.

" Am I missing something?" Alexis asked looking around at the other happy faces.

" I got married!" Felica announced holding up her hand and showing off the large ring on her finger.

" To who!"

" Fresco!"

" Fresco Jones?"

" Yes."

" That's great! I'm so happy for you."

" Thanks."

" The girls must be ecstatic."

" They are. Best of all he's agreed to cut back on his WSB work although he will still but-"

" That's great!" Alexis said again giving Felica another hug.

" Ohh my," Laura said shaking her head." Excuse me."

" I'll go make sure she's alright." Anna said getting up and following Laura to the bathroom.

" Laura?" Anna called." Are you alright?"

" No," Laura replied leaning up from the toilet.

" Do you want me to get Bobbie or a doctor?" Anna asked handing her a towel.

" Thanks. And no, I think it's a bug maybe. I've been sick for a few days now."

" Do you think it has to do with Helana?"

" No, and please don't suggest that again especially not in front Luke."

" Sorry."

" And Anna-"Laura began looking down,"I'm sorry about Leora. I know I should have said something sooner but I didn't know what to say."

" Thanks."

" I can't imagine losing one of my children and I know it most be hard for you and if you ever need anyone to talk to you know I'm just a phone call away."

" Thanks again." Anna said accepting Laura's hug.

" Where have you two been?" Lucy demanded to know." I've been waiting to make my proposition."

" Proposition?" they asked suspiciously.

" I think we should have a sleepover this weekend."

" A sleepover?" Alexis asked shaking her head." Aren't we a little old."

" Your maybe but not me. I think it'll be fun you know. How often is it we're all together and danger free?"

" Not often," Laura agreed.

" So is that a yes?"

" Sure," Anna said.

" Why not," Felica said smiling.

" Where should we have this party?" Bobbie asked.

" We could have it at my place," Alexis reluctantly offered." Liz is planning on going over to the Quartermaine's so I'll be alone."

" Great. Friday night Lex's penthouse, you all MUST be there." Lucy said giving them all an evil eye.