FLARGARAAA!
-Bio Drizzt-
"WE ARE THE NAD FLASTERS WHO SAY ' NEE' !!! "
The famous words of Zidaine's gold fish as he charged on through the plastic shipwreck in his tiny, glass kingdom..
Zidaine watched through an invisible piece of glass smaller than his pinky finger nail, and laughed, throwing popcorn
at the fish tank as the fish re-enacted a very bad Braveheart scene.
"They can take our flaky bits of food.. " Began the glorious rant..
"BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR.. "
"NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
The enemy goldfishes, which consisted of a herring and a shrimp, screamed,
"FLARGARAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
The fishies of "NEE!" fell to the knees they wished they had, and died a horrible, loud death.
The opposing creatures then took the enemy castle(A small, plastic tower) and laughed manically.
That's about the time that Zidaine woke up.
"Ehh.. freaky o.o; " was his first thought.
Vivi burst into the door, a toothpick stuck in his hat, and dashed to Zidaine..
"YOUR GOLDFISH SUCK!" Yelled Vivi.
"Why? " Asked Zidaine.
"They're fighting with my mice! "
"I thought you were getting rid of those.. -.-; " snorted Zidaine.
Vivi took a kawaii stance, being the most kawaii thing to ever kawaii a fanfic to those kawaii chicks out there.
"My mice could kick the asses of your goldfish anyday. "
A mouse stumbled through the door, a toothpick sauteed in flaky fish food stuck in its chest.
"NOOO! " Vivi ran out the door to aid his pets in the battle.
Zidaine fell back asleep, but unbeknowst to any of them, the mice had entered the room, and carried Zidaine off..
Meanwhile, Vivi had been lying in the goldfish tank, X's over his eyes, Freya and Garnet being held hostage in the mouse fortress.
Zidaine was on some kind of torture rack, X's over his eyes.
Suddenly, the mice all burst out laughing, and a bomb hit the mouse base.
The hostages were thrown from the entire house, through some unmentioned hole in the ceiling, and rolled about outside.
Freya's lance was stuck up Garnet's ass because Garnet had asked her if she was a relative of the enemy, and they both spiraled through the air,
eventually landing in some unmentioned forest, in some unmentioned cave, under some unmentioned bear.
Author(God): This ending is happy, really, I'm just be--
BANGSLAM! Musical instruments of all sorts hit the ground, and the Hanson brothers ran onscreen,
and began to play. Cartman appeared behind them, a pot-pie in his hands,
his kitty badgering him for it.
"No, kitty, this is my pot-pie.. "
"Meow! "
"No, kitty, that's a bad ki-- "
"Meow!"
"NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KI--"
"*HISS!*"
"GODDAMNIT, KITTY!"
Flame spewed from Cartman's ass, and the hanson brothers
caught on fire, kitty running off with cartman's pot-pie.
Author: I told you it had a happy ending! ^.^ MOOOOOOW! Now, you may *MOW!* review.
Indescribable noises filled the background, and Neo dashed across the screen,
the agents chasing him, as well a sTrinity, who was still shouting,
"DAMNIT, NEO, YOU FORGOT YOUR PROOOZAC! "
-Bio Drizzt-
"WE ARE THE NAD FLASTERS WHO SAY ' NEE' !!! "
The famous words of Zidaine's gold fish as he charged on through the plastic shipwreck in his tiny, glass kingdom..
Zidaine watched through an invisible piece of glass smaller than his pinky finger nail, and laughed, throwing popcorn
at the fish tank as the fish re-enacted a very bad Braveheart scene.
"They can take our flaky bits of food.. " Began the glorious rant..
"BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR.. "
"NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
The enemy goldfishes, which consisted of a herring and a shrimp, screamed,
"FLARGARAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
The fishies of "NEE!" fell to the knees they wished they had, and died a horrible, loud death.
The opposing creatures then took the enemy castle(A small, plastic tower) and laughed manically.
That's about the time that Zidaine woke up.
"Ehh.. freaky o.o; " was his first thought.
Vivi burst into the door, a toothpick stuck in his hat, and dashed to Zidaine..
"YOUR GOLDFISH SUCK!" Yelled Vivi.
"Why? " Asked Zidaine.
"They're fighting with my mice! "
"I thought you were getting rid of those.. -.-; " snorted Zidaine.
Vivi took a kawaii stance, being the most kawaii thing to ever kawaii a fanfic to those kawaii chicks out there.
"My mice could kick the asses of your goldfish anyday. "
A mouse stumbled through the door, a toothpick sauteed in flaky fish food stuck in its chest.
"NOOO! " Vivi ran out the door to aid his pets in the battle.
Zidaine fell back asleep, but unbeknowst to any of them, the mice had entered the room, and carried Zidaine off..
Meanwhile, Vivi had been lying in the goldfish tank, X's over his eyes, Freya and Garnet being held hostage in the mouse fortress.
Zidaine was on some kind of torture rack, X's over his eyes.
Suddenly, the mice all burst out laughing, and a bomb hit the mouse base.
The hostages were thrown from the entire house, through some unmentioned hole in the ceiling, and rolled about outside.
Freya's lance was stuck up Garnet's ass because Garnet had asked her if she was a relative of the enemy, and they both spiraled through the air,
eventually landing in some unmentioned forest, in some unmentioned cave, under some unmentioned bear.
Author(God): This ending is happy, really, I'm just be--
BANGSLAM! Musical instruments of all sorts hit the ground, and the Hanson brothers ran onscreen,
and began to play. Cartman appeared behind them, a pot-pie in his hands,
his kitty badgering him for it.
"No, kitty, this is my pot-pie.. "
"Meow! "
"No, kitty, that's a bad ki-- "
"Meow!"
"NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KI--"
"*HISS!*"
"GODDAMNIT, KITTY!"
Flame spewed from Cartman's ass, and the hanson brothers
caught on fire, kitty running off with cartman's pot-pie.
Author: I told you it had a happy ending! ^.^ MOOOOOOW! Now, you may *MOW!* review.
Indescribable noises filled the background, and Neo dashed across the screen,
the agents chasing him, as well a sTrinity, who was still shouting,
"DAMNIT, NEO, YOU FORGOT YOUR PROOOZAC! "