Strange Things That Happens to The Z-Warriors
Hi ! I'm the great MCN eternal master of Cell…Not... damn it! (SVZ is one of my enemies.) This fic may not make sense but it's funny. Mirai Trunks is stuck in the past and past (Chibi) Trunks is 9 years old. You have to get your funny bone in you! (Not for sell!) Read and review!!
Chapter 1: Can't A Saiya-jin Drink A Cup of Coffee in Peace?!
I, MCN is with Vegeta! Let's go see what is he trying to accomplish. Whatcha doing Vege?
"I'm trying to drink my coffee in peace!" yelped Vegeta.
Why don't we let the readers read all the times you tried drinking coffee? YAY!
The first time…
"Aaah…I can drink my coffee in…-" said Vegeta.
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
"Kami damn it!! What is that blasted noice?!" yelled Vegeta.
"It's something called an alarm clock," groaned Mirai Trunks who was barely awake.
"Can't you wake up by yourself?" asked Vegeta.
"No way!" complained Mirai Trunks. (Still not very awake)
Well, there's always next time…the second time…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Bulma, get me some coffee!' shouted Vegeta.
"Oh! Sorry Vegeta," said Bulma. "I forgot to boil the water. Whoops."
"What the hell?!' cried Vegeta. "You always boil the water in the morning! Can't I just boil the water?!"
"You'll boil the whole city you mean!" cried Bulma.
"Darn…the perfect time to have coffee when both Trunks were asleep!" complained Vegeta.
"Nope," said Mirai Trunks.
"Now we're awake thanks to you…" whined Chibi Trunks.
The third time…
"Hey onna!" yelled Vegeta. "Where's my cup of coffee?!"
"Oh! We don't have any more coffee mix," said Bulma. ^^'
"Well, why don't you go buy some?!" asked Vegeta impatiently.
"I have to make (chibi) Trunks pancakes, " said Bulma. "I promised him I'd make 'em today. If I go to the store now, he won't have breakfast because some lazy fool who can train at 500 times earth's normal gravity but can't make a simple thing like pancakes!!!!!"
"It's not my fault!" protested Vegeta.
"Yes, it is!" cried Bulma.
"Yes Bulma…"
So Vegeta didn't drink coffee the third time. Going to the forth time…
"Aaaah…I can finally have my coffee…" sighed Vegeta.
*Ring, ring, ring!*
"That blasted device!!" complained Vegeta. "Hello."
"Hi Vegeta!" cried Goku as his high screechy voice pierced Vegeta's ear. "Guess what?! I got this soooo awesome fighting videogame!!! You can come over and play it!!!"
"It's 8 o'clock in the morning…who plays video games during this time?" asked Vegeta.
"Well Gohan does," said Goku.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perfect K.O.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Gohan.
Vegeta: …
"There's no way it's 8! It's 8:01!" exclaimed Goku.
"Well, I don't want to play," groaned Vegeta.
"Oh! I know why!" cried Goku. "Because I can kick your butt sooooooooooooooo easily in any game, any time, any day!"
"You take that back!!!" yelled Vegeta.
"Nope!!!"
"Fine, bring it on Kakarot!!!!!"
So Vegeta and Goku were playing video games….
"I'm winning!" cried Goku.
"Nope, now I'm winning," snickered Vegeta.
"K.O" beeped the N64.
"HA! In your face!!" yelled Vegeta. "I win you loser!"
"You cheated…" whined Goku. T_T
"Who cares?" smirked Vegeta. " All is fair in war."
"I can beat you in a real battle," teased Goku.
"No you can't!" demanded Vegeta. "Is that a challenge?!"
They went off beating up each other.
So Vegeta can't drink coffee in peace but he can win at video games! And now! For the final time!!!!!!…
"Bulma!! Get me a cup of coffee!!" yelled Vegeta.
"Oh! Sorry, there's no more cup and my mom forgot to wash the dishes," said Bulma. "I'm kinda busy now."
"You can't do anything…!" yelped Vegeta.
"I can too!" cried Bulma. "You take that back or else!!"
"Or else what?" sneered Vegeta.
"You won't have coffee for the rest of your life!!" threatened Bulma.
"Sorry," grumbled Vegeta.
MCN: It is official, Vegeta can't drink coffee in peace. Stay tuned for next time!! Chibi Trunks has Fairly Godparents!!!!
Vegeta: Yeah right.
Chibi Trunks: I wish Vegeta had a cup of coffee in peace and he didn't remember I had fairly godparents!
*Bing!* Wish was granted.
MCN: Okay, don't want to give it all away. DTN helped me write this fic. Basicly, I have to give her some credit. 'Cuz if I didn't I would probably-
DTN: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MCN: Yeah! What she said! So that's all for chapter 1! ^_^'