This one is for a friend.
Dear friend, I was extremely uncomfortable writing this. Sincerely, how can you read this without blushing?
Disclaimer: I don't own squat… except what I make up.
"Oi!"
A shrouded figure walked out from underneath the cover of the trees, standing beneath the moonlight.
"Oi! … OI SAUS-"
"Shut up!" Another voice harshly whispered. The shrouded figure removed his hood.
"Would you come out already?" Another figure jumped out of the trees, landing a few feet away.
"You so fucking loud, Naruto." He smirked. "Just like last night."
Naruto blushed. "S-shut up! You rammed me last night." He came up with a smirk of his own. "Besides, I had you screaming my name the other night. 'Naruto! Oh, don't stop, Naruto!'" He mocked.
Sauske simply turned toward the distance.
"Oh c'mon." Naruto said, taking his place beside his friend. "Quit being a pansy. Gonna ru-" His sentence was interrupted by a voluntary meeting of lips.
Sauske backed him up into a tree and began nibbling on his neck. Naruto let out a low moan.
"Who's the pansy now?" He whispered into his partner's ear. Naruto swiftly tripped Sauske, then climbed over him.
"Still you, fireboy."
They got into a small scuffle, which ended with Sauske on top. He nibbled on his partner's ear, swiftly unbuttoning his own shirt.
"S-Sauske, we can't do it out here! You know that! Someone could catch us!" Sauske froze, halfway down his shirt.
"Since when did you start following the rules?" He received an annoyed look from beneath him. "Whatever. Kinda turns me on." He paused to consider his options.
He could either A) Screw the hell out of Naruto here (which wasn't a very good option, since they hd kind-of been doing this in secret for the past… oh, 2 or 3 YEARS) or B) Screw the hell out of Naruto at his house.
"Tch, fine." He helped Naruto up, then pulled him close. "But just so you know, I just got some… 'equipment' in."
And then they went to Sauske's den and screwed the hell out of each other. The End.
"Whoa. Someone's happy to see me!"
This was a bit of a funny flub. I hope SOMEONE enjoyed it. Reviews, thank you!